You write a song!
We sing along!
And then you corrupt our souls and our to-o-ongues!
All right, now pause!
You all have flaws!
But maybe all one hundred of them aren't the ca-a-ause!

Everyone else in the world can see it!
But maybe the problem's you!

Harry, you're terrible! Yeah, please don't get me wrong!
I know you corrupt my soul with your every song!
How many times will you burn 'til you finally learn!
We all knooo-o-oh!
We all think you're terrible!

Then you break up
And you hit rock bottom!
Maybe the fault's all yours!
And writing songs won't solve 'em!
"What makes you Beautiful"
Well, that's a first-world problem!
We all knooo-oh-oh!
We all think you're terrible!
Well, simply just delusional!

Taylor, go on!
Go write a song!
And tell the boy in your life he was so-o wrong!
He told a fib!
And he can't live!
I can't believe you, Harry, would ever squib!
Everyone else in the world can see it!
But maybe the problem's you!

Taylor, we all think you're cool, but don't get us wrong!
We know you put your whole heart into every song!
But how many times will he burn 'til he finally learns
We all knooo-oh-oh!
Harry Styles is terrible!
You two break up and you hit rock-bottom!
Maybe the fault is yours and writing songs won't solve 'em!
What Makes You Beautiful?
Well, he's a first-world problem!
We all knooow-o-oh!
Harry Styles is terrible!
He's simply unconventional!

Na, Na, Na,
Na na na, na na,
na, na na na,
na na!
(repeat x2)

(softly)
Harry, you're just a bad guy, yeah, don't get us wrong!
I know that you would just fib when you told a lie!
Now I will make Madi suffer, she starts to cry!
We all knooo-o-oh!
Harry Styles, you're terrible!

Then you break up and you hit rock bottom!
We know the fault's all yours and writing songs won't solve 'em!
What makes you beautiful, well that's a first-world problem!
We all knooo-o-oh!
Harry Styles is terrible!
He's simply unconventional!
Harry Styles, you're terrible!
You're simply unconventional...
(repeat until boredom sets in)