-> "In Peril (from 'LOTR:OMG!')"
Original Song Title:
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Parody Song Title:
"In Peril (from 'LOTR:OMG!')"
Oh holy crap
Looks like a trap
But if we leave Boromir takes the ra-a-ap
Just heard him whine
Not a good sign
Took enough arrows to look like a porcupine
Knew this would happen, the orcs kidnappin’
Picking on me and yoo-ou
Why can’t the bad stuff happen to somebody else?
Why are these orcs always fighting amongst themselves?
Where are Gimli, Aragorn and that poncey elf?
We don’t kno-o-ow… don’t they know we’re in per-il!
Orcs got attacked so we both got free
Escaped into Fangorn Forest eventually
But now we’ve both been picked up by a massive tree
They’re called Ents, y’know… think we might be in per-il!
Oh no – once again we’re in per-il!
Needn’t have feared
He’s called Treebeard
And he is friendly although he is we-e-eird
Such a surprise
How did the tree-ladies all meet their de-mi-i-ise?
But now he’s learnin’ his mates are burnin’
Chopped down by orcs it’s tru-ue
And now he says Saruman better stop or else
He and his big woody friends will be raising hell
As soon as he wakes them up, gets the chance to tell…
They don’t kno-o-ow… they don’t know they’re in per-il!
But first they must talk it out, y’see
Ca’nt do a thing until ev’ry last oak agrees
That they should do something maybe eventually
‘Cos who kno-o-ows? Could be that they’re in per-il…
This blows! Can’t they see they’re in per-il!
Blah blah-blah blah blah are they still talking..? This could take all ye-ar…
Ya yada-yah, this is really boring… we’ll both just wait he-re…
PIPPIN: Our Weathertop cooking fire drew the Ringwraiths near…
MERRY: That stiff you knocked down the mines made that troll appear…
PIPPIN: And someday I’ll sneak a peek in that palantir…
MERRY: But I don’t know-o-ow… why we’re always in per-il!
Well if you chargrill an Ent it aint hard to tell
You’re gonna tick off his mates, won’t go down too well
So now they’ve smashed up the dams let the waters swell
And then flo-o-ow… now the orcs are in per-il!
Can’t bend to Saruman’s every whim
While they are too busy wishing they’d learned to swim
And that tsunami should also take care of him
He can’t go-o-o…. tower-bound and in per-il!
Although… that might make him turn fer-al…
Oh no! That might put us in per-il!
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