They‘re cute for sure,
What you paid for,
They're turning heads when they come through the door,
They cheer us up,
These cats and pups,
But taking care of them can be really tough,

[Bridge]
Everyone else in the room can smell it,
Everyone else but them

[Chorus]
We know that animals can‘t clean up for themselves,
Smell of “wet-dog“ or “kitty vomit” overwhelms,
And what you find on the ground, it can make you yell,
Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???
Cleaning up takes an eternity,
Between the poop and the sick and puddles of pee,
Right now they’re looking at me and I just can't breathe,
Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???
Oh no,
What is that dreadful smell???

It l-lingers on,
Odor is strong,
A dirty pet,
It just doesn‘t belong,
I don't know why,
Pets make me cry,
But I smile when I look into their eye, eye, eyes

Everyone else in the room can smell it,
Everyone else but them

We know that animals can‘t clean up for themselves,
Smell of “wet-dog“ or “kitty vomit” overwhelms,
And what you find on the ground, it can make you yell,
Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???
Cleaning up takes an eternity,
Between the poop and the sick and puddles of pee,
Right now they’re looking at me and I just can't breathe,
Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???
Oh no,
What is that dreadful smell???
Oh no,

What is that dreadful smell???

Gag, Ga, Ga, Gag, Ga, Ga, Gag, Ga, Gag
Gag, Ga, Ga, Gag, Ga, Gag!

Gag, Ga, Ga, Gag, Ga, Ga, Gag, Ga, Gag
Gag, Ga, Ga, Gag, Ga, Gag!

[Middle]
We know that animals can‘t clean up for themselves,
Smell of “wet-dog“ or “kitty vomit” overwhelms,
And what you find on the ground, it can make you yell,

Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???

We know that animals can‘t clean up for themselves,
Smell of “wet-dog“ or “kitty vomit” overwhelms,
And what you find on the ground, it can make you yell,
Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???(Oh no),
Cleaning up takes an eternity,
Between the poop and the sick and puddles of pee,
Right now they’re looking at me and I just can't breathe,
Block your nose,
Oh no,
Something sticks, Oh what the hell???
Oh no,
What is that dreadful smell???
Oh no,

What is that dreadful smell???