When this horror of animation
hit theatres, it looked keen,
But something seemed wrong, yeah yeah.

It wasn't the really shoddy detail
or the casting's spooky fail,
But rather the old songs they were venting
This old guy is making me yawn, so I say...

1st Chorus:
Should we hear them?
The working music is a pity
It's much worse than what Igor's creating
& I like need a refund because...

Main chorus:
Oh it stinks the soundtrack's performed by Lou Prima,
It's not all great when he sings and reigns suprema. 2x

The beast prepares to be Annie,
Seemed great except I don't want to
hear a heavenly penny, yeah yeah.

Cause I'm waiting for it to go off,
And the brainy bottled Sean
Whose sticker has some misspelling
Plus that pouty rabbit who won't be gone, now I say...

[First Chorus, main chorus]

Me: How about 'pull the switch!!'...on the lights? That's an idea even Dr. Schudenfeude could consider doing.
Ren Hoek: Now you're using my head.
Ermintude from Doogal: No bad, that's some smart thinking.

So this film's not to my liking,
Boy it needs recycling, how could you MGM?
This is definitely your next dud.
My my, hearing those songs make some scrambled eggs with my pysche,
Now all that's left to do
is just for me to do some theatre hiking.

[Main chorus]

Me: What...it's over? Yes! That means I'm alive, ALIVE!!