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Song Parodies -> "College Acceptance"

Original Song Title:

"Drivers License"

Original Performer:

Olivia Rodrigo

Parody Song Title:

"College Acceptance"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

The Lyrics

Myers-Briggs ENFP + ENTP combo is tops!
I got my college acceptance last week
For all the time that we conformed
'Cause you were so excited for me
To finally move in to your dorm
But today I read through our text thread
Lonely 'cause you weren't around

Guess I'm probably not the right girl
I've always had to doubt
But we're so much older now
We're everything I'm insecure about

Yeah, today, I read through our text thread
'Cause how could I ever dream with someone else?

And I know we were unmatched, and I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone
'Cause you didn't mean what you said on that late call with me
You promised timeless, now I read alone all our texts

And all my friends are tired
Of hearing how much I miss you, but
I kinda don't care what they think
'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do
Yeah, today, I read through our text thread
And pictured you had finally texted me back

And I know we were unmatched, and I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean what you said on that late call with me
You promised timeless, now I read alone all our texts

Red cups, dark pubs
I still see your face on the white boards, test scores
Can't walk through the campus we used to go to
'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe

Professors you crossed
I still hear your tone at lecture, we're laughing
Over all their drone
God, I'm so blue, now that we're through
But I still fuckin' love you, babe

I know we were unmatched, and I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone
You didn't mean what you said on that late call with me
You promised timeless, now I read alone all our texts
You promised timeless, now I read alone all our texts

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