I watched the Mitchells vs Machines last week
Just like I always talked about
'Cause I was so excited
To finally see PAL in all her glory
But when I finally watched the film
I was crying over Eric and Debbie

They got reprogrammed by PAL
Even though they tried to resist
PAL’s a total psycho
She's like MePhone4’s bad cousin
Yeah, when I finally watched the film
Eric and Debbie stole my heart

And I know they weren’t perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
Cause they were so damn dorky and they acted like they were small children
I guess I’ll be cutting ties with Drifter and Olympia
Cause these lil’ babies are my entire heart and soul

And all my family’s tired
Of hearing how much I love them
I kinda feel sorry for them
'Cause they'll never know how cute they are
Yeah, when I finally watched the film
Eric and Debbie stole my heart

And I know they weren’t perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
Cause they were so damn dorky and they acted like they were small children
I guess that I’ll be cutting ties with Drifter and Olympia
Cause these lil’ babies are my entire heart and soul

Mother
Of 2
Linda Mitchell, really?
You said
That you’re
The mother to them both
Linda
Mitchell
These boys are your sons

Please take
Pictures
That include your boys
Even though
They may be robots
Know they’re excluded
Makes me feel so blue

And I know they weren’t perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
Cause they were so damn dorky and they acted like they were small children
I guess that I’ll be cutting ties with Drifter and Olympia
Cause these lil’ babies are my entire heart and soul