Don’t get infected!

You want some advice then come straight to me
I guess if I could put it nice
Don’t get infected!
Trust me when I say it’s harder when you’re gay
To avoid that nasty AIDS
And not get infected!

I had genital warts for such a long time couldn’t get some meds
I made an appointment at my local G.P. and the doctor said
You need that sorted boy here you go have some pills and cream
He pinched me, I said OW! then he told me it was not a dream
Don’t worry about it just apply the cream twice a day
Remember take the pills and it will go away

A condom will save you in your later days
If you use one everyday
You won’t get infected!
Here’s some more advice to avoid pubic lice
Never use a condom twice
Or you’ll be infected!

I must of caught Chlamydia about six or seven times
And one of those was just by sitting down on the District line
If you’re getting lucky and find you don’t have protection
Go out and buy some even if it’s just one

You can’t get crabs if you wear a glove
So if you feel like making love
Do it protected!
For the extra spice ribbed ones are nice
A different flavour every night
Means you won’t get infected!
Don’t get infected!

I’ve got a big rash
All over my big, sweaty, hairy, sack
It must be the clap
I should spend less time on my back
Trust me when I say it’s harder when you’re gay
To avoid that nasty AIDS

You want some advice then come straight to me
I guess if I could put it nice
Don’t get infected!
Trust me when I say it’s harder when you’re gay
To avoid that nasty AIDS
And not get infected!

Don’t get infected!

A condom will save you in your later days
If you use one everyday
You won’t get infected!
Here’s some more advice to avoid pubic lice
Never use a condom twice
Or you’ll be infected!