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Song Parodies -> "Introducing Dr. Evil"
Original Song Title:
"Introducing Me"
Original Performer:
Nick Jonas
Parody Song Title:
"Introducing Dr. Evil"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Chorus
I, I wanna rule the world
Frau Farbi is my girl
And you're not asking
But I want to be an actor
Mini-Me
He's tiny as you can see
But he's still Daddy's favorite blessing
While Scott just smells like feet to me
And I, I really want to blow the moon up with my "laser"
And "quotation fingers" are my thing...
(spoken) I can't remember the lyrics. Throw me a frickin' bone here, people.
[Number Two scrambles to switch on a teleprompter displaying the lyrics. Dr. Evil resumes singing]
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close
ba blah bluh blah blah
buh buh blah bloo blah bloo blah bloo blah
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, will you ask for it, for your...refusing?
At times diffusing, viscously oozing
Introducing me
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
Ri-ight
My favorite assassin is Fat B.
But he'd probably eat Mini-Me
If I let him, but I love my clone too much for that
At fourteen, this might make you appalled
They ritually shaved my balls, there's nothing like it
So I suggest you try it
I love sharks with frickin' la-
ser Beams upon their heaaaads
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close
ba blah bluh blah blah
buh buh blah bloo blah bloo blah bloo blah
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, will you ask for it, for your...refusing?
At times diffusing, viscously oozing
Introducing me
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close
ba blah bluh blah blah
buh buh blah bloo blah bloo blah bloo blah
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, will you ask for it, for your...refusing?
At times diffusing, viscously oozing
Introducing me
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
Frau Farbi is my girl
And you're not asking
But I want to be an actor
Mini-Me
He's tiny as you can see
But he's still Daddy's favorite blessing
While Scott just smells like feet to me
And I, I really want to blow the moon up with my "laser"
And "quotation fingers" are my thing...
(spoken) I can't remember the lyrics. Throw me a frickin' bone here, people.
[Number Two scrambles to switch on a teleprompter displaying the lyrics. Dr. Evil resumes singing]
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close
ba blah bluh blah blah
buh buh blah bloo blah bloo blah bloo blah
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, will you ask for it, for your...refusing?
At times diffusing, viscously oozing
Introducing me
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
Ri-ight
My favorite assassin is Fat B.
But he'd probably eat Mini-Me
If I let him, but I love my clone too much for that
At fourteen, this might make you appalled
They ritually shaved my balls, there's nothing like it
So I suggest you try it
I love sharks with frickin' la-
ser Beams upon their heaaaads
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close
ba blah bluh blah blah
buh buh blah bloo blah bloo blah bloo blah
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, will you ask for it, for your...refusing?
At times diffusing, viscously oozing
Introducing me
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that shows if you're close
ba blah bluh blah blah
buh buh blah bloo blah bloo blah bloo blah
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart, will you ask for it, for your...refusing?
At times diffusing, viscously oozing
Introducing me
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
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