I don’t like the plate that’s looking at me
Something says my meal is incomplete
Is it gravy, is it pasta?
Even though I know it‘s dessert, can’t help it

You know I can’t get enough
Of that jiggling goo
I’m putting red on the plate
You can call me obsessed
Whether it’s red, or it’s yellow,
Green, or orange or blue
When Bill… Cosby’s in jail-O
I’ll still eat Jell-O

'Cause it’s too irresistible
And everybody wants a taste
That’s why (that’s why)
I still eat Jell-O

I grab a couple dishes-ful
And everybody wants a taste
That’s why (that’s why)
I still eat Jell-O

I know I probably couldn’t eat it all
I know I’d save a little bit just for you
I piled too much chicken, yeah
Too much pizza and spaghetti

I grab my spoon, dish it up
And I’m having a blast
I’m getting red on my face
Getting some on my chest
It’s not my fault that I love it
I give my dish respect
Till my… stomach turns yellow
I’ll still eat Jell-O

I’ll have another plate or two
Buffet is running out of plates
That’s right (that’s right)
I still eat Jell-O

'Cause it’s too irresistible
And everybody wants a taste
That’s why (that’s why)
I still eat Jell-O

If a crime, I’d be indicted
I said there’s always room for goo
'Cause you know I get excited, yeah
When you eat Jell-O, too

You know I can’t get enough
Till it busts through my chest
I’m turning red in the face
But I’m not embarrassed
It’s not my fault that I love it
I give my dish respect
When Bill… Cosby’s in jail-O
I’ll still eat Jell-O

I hope his mug shot’s Kodak Film
New Coke and Jell-O’s all he tastes
That’s right (that’s right)
I still eat Jell-O

I’ll eat until my stomach’s full
And everybody wants a taste
That’s why (that’s why)
I still eat Jell-O

(J-E-L-L-)Oh
(That’s why)
I still eat Jell-O
(J-E-L-L-)Oh
(That’s why)
I still eat Jell-O