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Song Parodies -> "Berry Daughter"

Original Song Title:

"Anaconda"

Original Performer:

Nicki Minaj

Parody Song Title:

"Berry Daughter"

Parody Written by:

Rhymes en Masse

The Lyrics

The latest Willy Wonka adaptation has a hip-hop style now! Here's Violet rapping about her whole story arc. Not the kind of curves most ladies aspire to have...
Blueberry daughter won’t, Blueberry daughter won’t
Blueberry daughter won’t have fun, shoulda ditched the gum, hon

Silly skinny named Willy used to actin’ real chilly
Big boss making candy, he was keepin’ them busy
Got a closed up iron gate, but he hire little fellas
Got that experimental meal gum, he was making me jealous
Here’s my deal, deal, deal
Gold in my bar, dude, I got jaws like steel
I wanna get first, that’s my competition ideal
I’m on the swell, I only stole a three course meal

And I won’t gum spit, never stop, ‘til I pop
He can see I ain't ceasing my chew
Course two and chomp into some tasty beef stew
My clothes are all broke through, and they’re tryin’ to subdue
Loompas telling me it's true, ain’t no adipose tissue,
Say this ain’t no baloney, I’m starting to transmute
So I changin’ to piece of fruit, and I chomp it like a brute like
Nom-n-n-nom-nom-n-n-nom-nom

Blueberry daughter won’t, Blueberry daughter won’t
Blueberry daughter won’t have fun, shoulda ditched the gum, hon
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
(Poke at her gut)
Poke at, poke at, poke at
Poke, at her gut

My bod looks drastic, never been so elastic
Girl bigger than a dino, I was looking Jurassic
These musical Loompas, gave me squeezin’ magic
Mommy calls me a ‘black sheep’, but I’m starting gymnastics
Now that juice, juice, juice
I make them squash me cause I’m fat as a goose
Must be just someone else’s fault I don’t think I’m obtuse
And when I’m dry, I make them let me bust loose

And I won’t gum spit, never stop, ‘til I pop
He can see I ain't ceasing my chew
Course two and chomp into some tasty beef stew
My clothes are all broke through, and Oompas tryin’ to subdue
Loompas telling me it's true, ain’t no adipose tissue,
Say this ain’t no baloney, I’m starting to transmute
So I changin’ to piece of fruit, but I still look real cute like
Nom-n-n-nom-nom-n-n-nom-nom

Blueberry daughter won’t, Blueberry daughter won’t
Blueberry daughter won’t have fun, shoulda ditched the gum, hon
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
(Poke at her gut)
Poke at, poke at, poke at
Poke, at her gut
Rollin’ and she swollen cuz she boost with juice
Rollin’ and she swollen cuz she boost with juice
Rollin’ and she swollen cuz she boost with juice
(Oh that slosh, poke at her gut)
Blueberry daughter won’t, Blueberry daughter won’t
Blueberry daughter won’t have fun, shoulda ditched the gum, hon
Blueberry daughter won’t, Blueberry daughter won’t
Blueberry daughter won’t have fun, shoulda ditched the gum, hon
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
Oh that slosh, poke at her gut
(Poke at her gut)
Poke at, poke at, poke at
Poke, at her gut

Yeah, I love this meal gum, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my divas with a sore jaw on the factory tour
I said, where my sore jaw blueberries on the tour?
Miss the candy losers! Miss the candy losers on the tour!
I wanna see all the blueberry divas bitches in the gum inventing room!
Miss you if you candy losers, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I’m now a blueberry
Chomp on!

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