-> "Warships"
Original Song Title:
"Starships"
Parody Song Title:
"Warships"
The Lyrics
Let's take a break, debate
Let time slip away
They’ll say, what they’re gonna say
Have a vote, choke, say it’s wrong not right
Global lunacy, Congressional fight
The strike was on, warships in the zone
Was outraged, yes, but then got it wrong
Weeks now: two, three… UK just quit
Barack trying to save face, but Reds don't give a sh*t
Putin did score, score
He loves to laugh
“Redline” was underscored, but Reds laughed last
Putin did score, score
Gave Assad a chance
Delayed a war, war
Over nerve gas
Warships are on standby
Tied up, CMs don’t fly
CVN- use is denied
B-2s not in the skies
Warships are on standby
Tied up, CMs don’t fly
Death toll is a war crime, but
More talk...
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
Back to the loopty, loopty, loop
It’s all crap
Public opinion polls and media stress
Well, f*ck that
Just f-ck all this talk, and put up a fight
Take Assad’s life, end WMD might
Sarin, Sarin, went too far
Now a weak Congress is gonna say “nay, nay, nay”
But the President should do it any-way, way, way
And if you're the UN, f*ck U, U, U!
And as for the Russians, assurances won’t do
US should ignore, ignore
This verbal dance
And strike to score, score
‘Til Assad can’t stand
Warships are on standby
Tied up, CMs don’t fly
CVN- use is denied
B-2s not in the skies
Warships are on standby
Tied up, CMs don’t fly
Death toll is a war crime, but
More talk...
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
Warships are on standby
Tied up, CMs don’t fly
CVN- use is denied
B-2s not in the skies
Warships are on standby
Tied up, CMs don’t fly
Death toll is a war crime, but
More talk...
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
(Assad’s a tyrant motherf-ck-r)
Let’s kill him- seriously…
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