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Song Parodies -> "This Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Starships"

Original Performer:

Nicki Minaj

Parody Song Title:

"This Bitch"

Parody Written by:

Chatty Katy

The Lyrics

This is my very first parody, so go easy on me :)
Let's go to the Mall, y’all
Let's just slip away
Free day, what they gonna say?
Have a pop, shop, find a dress tight
Bad britches, fad jeans, are hard to come by
The sale is on, try some clothes on
Dress sizes 1, yes, I'll take them home
A size two, three? For Sis- maybe?
Gonna blow all my money and show off my tits!

I'm in the door, door
I love to prance
So sell me more, more, ‘cause I can dress
No, I’m not poor, poor
Dad gives al-low-ance
If I want more, more
Then I cash-advance!

This Bitch was meant to buy
Straight up, the stuff that’s fly
Can't stop, not at this price
No shopping, I’d surely die!

This Bitch was meant to buy
Straight up, the stuff that’s fly
No shopping, I’d surely die!
Can't stop...

(A buyer that’s a sale price sucker)
(A buyer that‘s a sale price sucker)
(A buyer that‘s a sale price sucker)

Jump in my new Mercedes coupe
I own that
And I ain't paying my cell this month
I owe that
But buy what I want, and buy what I like
It’s a teen life, and the clothes are so bright

Twinkle, twinkle, with studded stars

Now everybody let me hear you say rave, rave, rave
Think o’ all your money you’ll save, save, save
And if you like chains, make 'em 24K, K, K!
My name is Kool Katy, you can call me “picky!”

No, I’m not poor, poor
Dad gives al-low-ance
If I want more, more
Then I cash-advance!

This Bitch was meant to buy
Straight up, the stuff that’s fly
Can't stop, not at this price
No shopping, I’d surely die!

This Bitch was meant to buy
Straight up, the stuff that’s fly
No shopping, I’d surely die!
Can't stop...

(A buyer that’s a sale price sucker)
(A buyer that‘s a sale price sucker)
(A buyer that‘s a sale price sucker)

This Bitch was meant to buy
Straight up, the stuff that’s fly
Can't stop, not at this price
No shopping, I’d surely die!

This Bitch was meant to buy
Straight up, the stuff that’s fly
No shopping, I’d surely die!
Can't stop...

(A buyer that’s a sale price sucker)
(A buyer that‘s a sale price sucker)
(A buyer that‘s a sale price sucker)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Susan - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
You go girl! Ka-ching X3= $555!
Sinister Sibling - September 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Katy, you sound like my sister and that's scary b/c she is a Cap-B as well as a Mallrat shopaholic! But 5s for the parody. It made me laugh :)

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