Epic Rap Battles of History!

Wille E. Coyote & the Road Runner!

vs...

Dick Dastardly & Muttley!

Begin!

(Wille E. Coyote)
He believes you are cheated
But I am a coyote.

(Road Runner)
Meep meep!

(Wille E. Coyote)
Cause your sidekick is snickering.
And I learn to chase with the runner.
It's up to myself, Bugs Bunny!
I am really an ACME member.

(Road Runner)
Meep meep!

(Wille E. Coyote)
Cause he is going to stick Road's tongue out.
I am going speedy.

(Dick Dastardly)
So you were an ACME member?
Drat, and double drat!

(Muttley snickering)

(Dick Dastardly)
So Muttley never spoke like that?
Are you chasing with that Runner?

(Muttley)
Snazza frazza rashin' fashin' rhe Road Runner!

(Dick Dastardly)
Can anyone had to say beep for them?
I am the Mean Machine, and I failed to win.

(Wille E. Coyote)
You have failed to win?

(Road Runner)
Meep meep!

(Wille E. Coyote)
So you are a Wacky Racer?
You never see victory for them?
So I am going crazy on the desert.
So you failed to win and you lose?
So they cheated on them.

(Dick Dastardly)
I have failed to win, and you never
come back and enjoy his time as
a Wacky racer!
Oh, but Muttley, do something!
We have some drat and drat!
You are going on a desert?

(Muttley snickering)

(Muttley)
Snazza frasin' rashin' frassin' roing on a resert!

(Dick Dastardly)
So have you ever chased the Road Runner?
So I have never saw victory and you failed to win.

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!

Epic...

(Muttley)
Snazza frasin' rassin' frassin' Rap Rattles rof Ristory!