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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jordan vs. Shaquille O'Neal"

Original Song Title:

"Epic Rap Battles of History"

Original Performer:

Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jordan vs. Shaquille O'Neal"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

In the 1990s, Michael Jordan was at the Chicago Bulls and Shaquille O'Neal was in the Orlando Magic and the Los Angeles Lakers. So since they were both in the NBA, let's get courtin' with this 90s rap battle.
(Organ music)

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Michael Jordan!

vs...

Shaquille O'Neal!

Begin!

(Mike)
I was enjoying records
At the Chicago Bulls!
So I was participating
in minor league baseball!
I am the coolest player!
So I spent time winning
for three years until he
was quitting in 1993!
So you lived in Orlando?
You say it was the greatest
basketball player in history.

(Shaq)
That's right, Mike!
I spent time in college
for a few years!
Before graduating to
the Orlando Magic
and even the Los
Angeles Lakers!
You were playing
in one NBA game
against myself.
I moved from Orlando
to Los Angeles in 1996
because he lost the NBA
Finals over to the victory!
So you lived in Washington?

(Mike)
Yeah, I lived in Washington
for over three years and played
in participating records.
So we came back to the Bulls
in 1995 after doing my baseball
stint. So I was in North Carolina
during his NCAA college stint
back in the early 1980s with
Pat Ewing, and spent time
with a genuine player over
to the NBA and I shook
an area with the Nike
exhibition game and make
a 30-52 record in 1985.
I have starred in "Space Jam"
with the Looney Tunes and
I spent time with Nike, Coke,
Chevrolet, Gatorade and more.
You were the star of his video
game about his chaos in the
Windy City.

(Shaq)
But I spent time doing
the records. But I have saw
Shaq Fu, and I even spent
time doing acting, including
"Kazaam" and "Steel", two of
the most disasters at the box
office. But I was interviewed
on Arsenio Hall, and saw one on
The Parkers and Bernie Mac.
His acting career had
failed and I am the Diesel.
So the Lakers had faced off
against your team when you
was in Chicago during the 90s.
And I was the star of a failed
Genesis game "Shaq vs.
The Legends" which never
went released past testing.
So I am hoping should
you have won the battle, Mike?

So we have slammed into
your court to rap all time!

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!

Epic...

(A basketball slams onto the logo)

Rap Battles of History!
Special thanks to Michael Pacholek.

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