I know what you're thinking
A suit is stinking
When it's too freakin hot
They force you to wear it
The business should spare it
'Cause suits really cost a lot

And dressing up is obsolete
But I'd rather not see 50s repeat!
It's a lie you can't refute
Nothing worse than wearing suits
Picture a world where all the suits and ties
Are in the museums
No more noose around your neck
'Cause ties are really dumb

It's really boring all the same
And many reasons I can name
Time to give them all the boot
Nothing worse than wearing suits

Suits!
So Uncomforable!
Suits!
They're such a load of bull!
Suits!
Your closet won't be full
Of thousand dollar cash pits
Suits!
Getting them dry cleaned
Takes time I wish I'd seen
I want them to go out of style

Oh, really?
Then answer these questions if you please:

What is the worst
Between your the dentist and a suit?
Suits

What would you say
Wear a suit for a day
Or give up sports watching sports?

What would you pick?
A million in debt
Or wear a three-piece suit?
It's moot!

What if world peace happened if you wore...

Two! Three! Thousand!

Clothes will come and go out of style
Nothing should be absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
We need to give them all the boot

Say goodbye, suits, and all the fees
Cause ties are my worst emenies
Send all the blazers down the laundry chute!

'Cause nothing's worse than
Uncomfortable
Not four-season
And uncomfortable to boot
Like a...
Wait for it...
Suit!

Nothing worse than wearing suits
(wearing suits)