I'll was there when you had tried
On that sexy dress that night
I assured your huge distress

You don't look fat in that dress
You don't look fat in that dress

Your body's like a piece of art
So beautiful just like your heart
But still, you think that you're a mess

You don't look fat in that dress
You don't look fat in that dress

Then that day, I held your hand
And told you exactly where I stand
Passed man's most horrific test

You don't look fat in that dress
You don't look fat in that dress
You don't look fat in that dress

And now we're old and gray
Not accountable for the things we say
My memory is not the best

Now you look fat in that dress
Now you look fat in that dress
You don't look fat in that dress