Thread by thread,
Bitching ‘bout the typo
Yahoo’s next
Trolling in the answers page by page
Making sure the asker gets angry
And the other people fill with rage
Always pissing off the Xbox users
Making sure the furries feel like losers
I’m acting like a troll

Chan by chan
Pissing off the admins
On a roll
Don’t you know not to talk to a troll?
Pretend to be a Bieber fan’s desire
Make those Omegle users retire
Think I’ll mock that idiot guy’s fails
Then laugh at him when he wails
It’s Youtube’s new troll

Rick Rolling’s easy
Everyone clicks the link
Other people never tease me
But I bother them
[Spoken] Do you think this joke’s cheesy?

Something rude
Perhaps quite racist
Now a lie
All these people scream “Please die!”
Making sure it fits for Yahoo’s board
Don’t think that I’ll ever get bored
And although it makes them go berserk
I don’t care if I look like a jerk
I’m being a rude troll

Post by post, ban by ban
Furs, noobs, fans, and Mormons
Thread by thread, on a roll
Nerd by nerd, then Rick Roll
And that’s the art of the troll!

Site by site, bothering the mods now
Dead babies, don’t you know the troll’s all like to fight?
Even if your next comeback is perfect
You’re gonna be arguing all night
Thinking ‘bout the next forum to bother
Time to give a flame war a good light
I’m spamming all my friends!

Hour by hour, one more noob
I’m angering the people on YouTube
Chris-Chan is going to lose his mind
Wikipedia has banned me one more time
4Chan’s now making guys go blind
You won’t believe what your email will find

Trolling is easy, everyone’s a dope
Going to a brand new website
Have to flame all the threads, still up around nighttime

All they ever want is some good manners
All I really want is a good show
Gotta balance humor with tastelessness
Talkin’ ‘bout things that are not my business
And if you never think “Oh, f*ck it!”
I’ll keep going ‘til you kick the bucket!
Gotta anger this generation
Remember, it’s all in the presentation!

Post by post, site by site
Nerds, furs, noobs, up all night
Meme by meme, more Rick Roll
Chan by chan, won’t get old
And that’s the art of the troll!