Bitch, I'm Madonna Parody

Little girl #2: We don't want to do this.
Little girl #3: We were made to do this.
Little girl #2: Your gonna hate this

Modanna: this beat is really cheesy. It sounds like a kid's song
I'm gonna try to be the worst person be.
Because I'm getting old I'm about to be 60.
I suppose to be babysitting those little girls.
I'm 56 and I am kissing a teenager.

*Teenager throws up*

I am randomly sexually
Harassing everyone that i see.

Why did a cop steal my handkerchief.

Girl in bathtub#1: (Modonna this is weird.)
Modonna: (just do it.)
Girl in bathtub #2: (You do not how to dance)
Modonna: (shut up.)

We are dancing like robots.
Little girl#1: Great now that old bitch is gone. Who wants to go smoke that bong?
Little girl #2: Me #Ihatethissong
Modonna: I'm sure I've broken the law.

Guy: let me go or I'll get the saw.
Modonna: Let's get freaky all night

Guy: (Ew gross!)

Modanna: but bitch I'm modanna
Girl: this girl could be your great grandma.
Guy 2: I'm another random guy

Modanna: I'm getting so old I can't even stand up.
But lucky I found balloons to help my back up.
I'm just grabbing some random people just to push them.
I am disturbing the neighbors. I look like I'm drunk
Someone is calling the cops, but it is okay though.
I am still acting like I'm a 19 year old

It is getting even more stranger.
Guy 3: (What is this)
Modanna: By showing some random sock puppets
Wooah
Guy 3: I've never seen a sock puppet dance

Modanna: (let's show some random famous chicks.)

But first let me shove fruit punch down some random guy's throat for fun.
Some weird guy just touched my butt.
Who the hell cares coz I'm a slut.
I got Some people here with me.
Girl: 2: is that my clone. Who is she?
Modanna: Just some random chick
Miley: Miley is back bitch
Guy 4: I used to be relevant.
Guy 5: can you please stop this.
Director: No, she has to do it.
Beyoncé: don't ask. I was drugged.
Katy: Here you go Modanna.
Katy and Beyoncé: Now can we get back to our songs?

Modanna: some random kid showing off.

Kid: it's another act for this stupid song.

Kid and modanna: Let's show more celebrities.

Nicky Mina's: I-I-i-I-i-I'm stuttering
Never know what I'm saying.
Someone help me.
Modanna why are you so damn gross you harrassed everyone here
Stop doing random close ups of my face. Viewers are about to have a seizure.
I don't really want to be here. I'm at home talking through this screena.
My lips are twitching. It's itching. I said stop hey producer.
Blumbindumbindumbindo. I have Tourette's and they ain't gonna go.
Stay in one spot for them to see me coz I am really annoyed.
Why is everyone here happy? My god this vid is cheesy.
Modanna: then why the hell are you in it.
Nicky: Because your friends made me do it.

Modanna: This song is still not over
It is overplayed like what.
Don't forget im a pedo.
Lesbians is grabbing me. Yeeeeah.
I thought this was a hotel.

Little girl #2: I am freaking out like hell.
Little girl #3: where's our parents
Little girl 1,2,3, and 4: Let's just yell!
(DAAAAAAAAAAAD)
Father: (There you are! Where's your babysitter)
Little girl #2: she's at the strip club
Father: (WHAT)
Where is Modanna!
Girl 3: She's up the stairs john.
Modanna: what is the problem
Little girl #2: Why did you leave us.
Modanna: hey john do you wanna play?
Father: NOOOOO
I'm calling the cops!
Cop: I was here before
Youre under arrest.
Father: aaaaah, what the hell is that sound.
Modanna: aaaaaahhhhh
SOMEONE STOP THI- thi- thi-
*Passes out*

cop: (well, her heart gave out. Oh yeah good news, the garbage disposal is fixed!)