For those who don't know Fred, he is just a wannabe!
His videos aren't even funny!
But everyone really loves him
He's popular like that!
Every child, everywhere laughs and think that he's funny!
All his attempts for Judy
He always gets thumbs-up, 'cause he's built like that!

If I find his channel and a smile comes on my face
Will someone whack me, my brain must be out of place!
If it was legal, I'd send him into outer space!
The test of life he'll never ace...

So please kill Fred!
So please kill Fred!
Shoot him dead!
But if he lives, then I don't care!
I think his hair!
Looks like a mare!
Who hasn't had a haircut

He's strange because he wears his shirt while swimming
His videos are still winning
He just won't show his man-boob-chest
He's not a slut like that!
If I bought his T-shirts and merchandise I would burn them
What did I do to earn them?!
He's not as bad as Justin Bieber
His body's nearly flat!

His role in iCarly moved his goodness to the ledge
When the movie aired, he finally tipped over the edge!
I heard he might grow his hair into a hedge!
That is quite enough for Fred!

He's a plague brought upon Earth
What drugs did his mom take for his birth?
His humor is fake
His fame's a mistake
And he has the tiniest girth

I haaaaate him....
I ha-a-a-a-a-ate him!
I haaaaate him....
I ha-a-a-a-a-ate him!
So please kill Fred!

His role in iCarly moved his goodness to the ledge
When the movie aired, he finally tipped over the edge!
I heard he might grow his hair into a hedge!
That is quite enough for Fred!