Never been a long ride,
Fifteen minutes, it should be, at the most
But there’s gridlock outside
So my plans to move are now toast
Now my speed is like
An earthworm that crawls in compost
I never…. will get off... this road

The gridlocked highway is so frustrating
Horns are honking so loud

I am bored to tears
Want to be anywhere but here
Oh, oh
Don’t want to be stuck, boo hoo
Foot is on the brake
Feels like this route was a mistake
Oh oh
Don’t want to be stuck, boo hoo
See the ramp, up ahead
Now my face is turning red because
Nothing I can do
I am bored to tears
Why won’t this traffic disappear?
Oh oh
Don’t want to be stuck, boo hoo

So now the sky’s gone black
And the shindig is starting at eight
Seems I am on track
To get to the party later than late
Unlike me right now
All my friends are not going to wait
I never will get off this road

Got key lime pie, spent the whole day baking
Guess it’s getting cold now

Smorgasbord is out
Could have pastrami in my mouth
But no
Still seem to be stuck, boo hoo
Wine is there with cheese
But now I whine about my speed
So slow
Still seem to be stuck, boo hoo

See the ramp, on the right
I will drive on that tonight, maybe
If I can get through
The smorgasbord is done
Now they are really having fun
FOMO
Don’t have any luck, boo hoo

Went from eight
Southbound lanes
To two, boo hoo

I’m still bored to tears
These last few hours feel like years
Oh Oh
How am I still stuck? boo hoo
Foot is on the break
I’ve got a hunger bellyache
Oh no
Need something to munch, it’s true
Now it would be so nice
If I had a pecan slice
Nom nom
Only one or two
Now the road is clear
And the whole pie has disappeared
Oh no!
Now I’m really stuffed, boo hoo

Stuffed, boo hoo!

Wah wah wah wah wah wah