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Wanted to go to the beach... But this beach is froooooozen
In this igloo I'm so bored
Chillin' my buns but I wanted them tanned
But you brought me here...
So I'll throw a freakin' fit!
Don't know how to ski...
I'm so sick of your sh*t!
Caught in this ice skating rink, This trip is a scam!
My boyfriend is gloatin' he's a beast at Elf Bowlin'
I'll split while he gets a spare
And go get fanned in the sand
Can't stand this land...
My skin turned blue
Curse words flew
Yelled: "Screw you dude!"
Hate showshoes... (Chilly!)
We'll chuck snowballs around so cold they're shoooooooocking
Grip onto your Bowie Knife while Polar Bear mooooooocking
Made my complaints transparent, Wanted to sail
Coping by rolling in flames, You think I'm deranged
You hearing me cuss... While watching whales
With my glove made a fist
As I hear my socks squish
I'll smack your face with this fish
I'm not supposed to be this cold... Right now in Juuuuuune!
This weather is like Christmas Eve, dude
Your pee in the snow spells "Miley"
I'll still sneer. No, I won't swoon
Down the loo
Mind has loose screws
Get a clue!
Far from seduced
Hugged a moose... (Stinky!)
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhh..... Uuuuuugh, Uuuuuugh...
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh.... Uuuuugh, uuuugh, uuuuuugh....
Need a noose
Or more Grey Goose
I'm not diffused (Angry!)
We're spelunking in caves while in the Great North
Sometimes I hear those wolves howling and hope that they'll eat me
Babe, I wanna shank you while wrapped in this scarf
Sled rides make me barf
That's it! We're through!
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