People at Wal-Mart think they can do what they want (3x)
They can buy what they want
They can see what they want
People at Wal-Mart think they can do what they want
People at Wal-Mart often buy what they want
People at Wal-Mart spend much more than they want
They can shop when they want
They can shop all they want
Rollbacks and crazy people everywhere
What the heck do I even care?
There's a TV down to $81 now
And I think someone will make a purchase now
If you're ready to check out
Can I get a heck yeah?
I want to stay out of all the fights
'Cause Target's much better and about the same price
Well, don't you know that I love bargains
'Cause they call me J.C.
And I can shop where I want
I want to get out of this place
It's too crazy for me
It's not my one-stop shop
Wal-Mart isn't my one-stop shop
Don't know who you'll see in the middle of the night
Supercenter aisles sure give me a fright
In this one-stop shop
This crazy one-stop shop
I almost just crushed buying games for Wii
Wal-Mart is just a lot too freaking crazy, yeah
Here at Wal-Mart people do what they want
Here at Wal-Mart people buy what they want
Here at Wal-Mart people shop all they want
They can hit who they want
They can pass out if they want
I just got a new sweatshirt of $12
If you want to find something decent, then good luck
Remember everything at Wal-Mart is subpar
I'd rather head to Old Navy, it's not too far
And everyone's in line at the checkout
I hate long lines at the checkout
You're all messed up in here
You're all messed up (yeah, yeah)
My name is Joe and I'm looking for bargains
Now I forget which space my car's in
People screwing around all they want
I just want to get out of here
I just want to get right of this one-stop shop
It's pretty clear that Wal-Mart's not my one-stop shop
Can't you see it's such a fright?
The checkout lines are out of sight
At this one-stop shop
This crazy one-stop shop
I'm getting out, can't find stuff for Wii
And customer service sure is sketchy, yeah, yeah
Here at Wal-Mart, people do what they want
Here at Wal-Mart, people buy what they want
Here at Wal-Mart, people spend all they want
They can shop all they want
They can buy all they want
Here at Wal-Mart, people do what they want
Here at Wal-Mart, people buy what they want
Here at Wal-Mart, people spend all they want
But I'm getting out of here 'cause I want to
It's a one-stop shop
A B.S. one-stop shop
Can't you see that it's a fright?
Talk about traffic on a Friday night
At this one-stop shop
Yeah, this one-stop shop
Trying to get some stuff for my Wii
At least Target isn't as sketchy, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(People do what they want, screw all they want). Yeah, yeah.
(J.C.: I give up! There are better sales at Target anyhow!)