These songs just drain
My ears are sprained
You hummed
That damn tune "Sleigh Ride"
I'm pissed
As hell heard "Jingle Bells"
It's on way too many times

Until New Years Day
The stations will play
"Rudolph" till my brain's unglued
Screw that "Silent Night"
Carolling's my plight
Hope this season ends soon...

I'm sick of hearing "Deck the Halls"
Seems like I can't escape this junk
Since Thanksgiving it just breaks my balls
I wish I was rid of "Three Kings"
Yeah man... That tune stinks

"O Holy Night" I roll my eyes
It's loud and it makes me frown
While I go shop these beats won't stop
The crowd sings along through town

Santa in his sleigh's driving me insane
I can't stand festive tunes
I stifle a sigh, "Angels heard on High"
You'll hear no-talents croon

The worst of all is "Deck the Halls"
Into my ear drums I will shove
Lots of cotton balls to make sound stall
While kid's choir shrieks like... Banshees

I really can't stand "Deck the Halls"
Yeah, That ancient yuletide carol's dung
Hear me shouting no more "Fa la las!!!"
And I don't have boughs of holly
I'm not too jolly

Play Katy Perry or I'll roar
That Miley Cyrus makes me grin
But you'll blast without remorse
Some Nat King Cole it's such a sin
Yup, You just keep on adding more
You'll put Wham's "Last Christmas" on this list
And I'm "Blue" when I hear Elvis

Till my hair goes gray bad singers will bray
"Santa Baby" in June!

And you'll keep playing "Deck the Halls"
This time of year already sucks
Cause you're wasting hours at the mall
And wasting cash at Macy's

Please stop that awful "Deck the Halls"
"O Christmas Tree" and "Tannenbaum"
Trampled grandmas made me drop my jaw
Can't believe it keeps on playing
Please stop... I'm praying!
Or I'll... Start slaying!