-> "Trekkie Fool"
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Verse: I found this show online it’s old
But I think is real sweet
They warp, they beam, enchant my dreams
I love, watching the Star Fleet
Explore all of space, befriend every race
Ad-venture is their goal
Want to join the fray, I know Spock would say
That is illogical…
Chorus: I came out as a Trekkie dude!
The other guys will think I’m cool
I’ll walk the halls in my yellow wool
I just want to be a Tre-e-ekkie
I’m a, a Tre-e-ekkie…
Verse 2: To school no fear with pointy ears
Hey guys, guess who’s Dr. Spock?
They point and laugh on my behalf
And now, the joking never stops
I felt Star Fleet’s creed could apply to me
All live long and prosper
They weren’t my allies, that’s the reason why
I’m stuck in my locker
Chorus: They said that I’m a Trekkie fool!
And since then it’s been Hell at school
Like the Klingons kids are very cruel
I just wished to be a, Tre-e-ekkie
I came in dressed as Captain Kirk
The other kids were being jerks
I thought this’d be a charming quirk
All they ever do is de-e-eck me
So they, they pi-ick on me…
Bridge: I never meant to start a war
I just wanted to express my view
Didn’t know what was in store
Maybe I should be just like you
I never meant to go this far
I just wanted you to let me in
Maybe I should just let you win…
I was just myself, and nobody else
Why would I want to be you?
Chorus: So suck it, I’m a Trekkie Fool!
I don’t give a Spock if I am cool
Now I live by my own set of rules
I don’t care if you de-te-e-est me!
Go Kirk off, I’m a Trekkie Fool!
I play with phasers in the pool
And in summer wear my Star Fleet wool
All I ask is you re-Tre-e-ked me
Bitch, I’m a Tre-e-ekkie
Yeah I’m a Tre-e-ekkie…
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