I moved to Pulaski yesterday
With a great big master plan
Keep this country white as snow
'Cause of mud folks I'm no fan

An ancient brotherhood who burn huge crosses
Grand Wizard's what we call our bosses
Now I can dress so regal
'Cause they just made me a Kleagle

Now I'm recruiting and it's hard to find new members
I haven't got one since December
Every one thinks that we're a hateful bunch
But that really isn't so
We want peace and love, you know
Only if your skin's white, though

So we've got our white hoods
A noose and a gun
Gonna ride until the break of day
Burnin' that cross like yeah
Bricks through a window, yeah

We put thallium in the dim sum at the Chinese restaurant today
Yeahhhhh, it's a party in the KKK
Yeahhhhh, it's a party in the KKK

We've broken laws maybe thousands of times, but we do it to protect our race
Take some greased-up hogs to the synagogue, and let 'em mess up the place
Spray-paint the Mexican market
And that one downtown apartment
That rents its rooms out to gay couples
Burn a black church 'til it's rubble

We're no fans of interracial marriage
When we see the wedding carriage
We're gonna sabotage the steering wheel
It'll run right off the street
They'll get thrown out of their seats
And those scum will be dead meat!

So we got our chapters all over this land
From Atlanta to Grand Marais
Reading Klorans like yeah
Bribing the cops like yeah
Infiltrating the powers that be, we're the Invisible Empire, hey
Yeahhhhhhhh, it's a party in the KKK
Yeahhhhhhhh, it's a party in the KKK

We're not a hate group, that's for sure
We're more tolerant than before
We don't hate Catholics anymore
But we still think the South should have won the war

Boy you'd better get your black ass out of town
We're white and we'll stay that way
Wavin' Reb flags like yeah
Buildin' the bombs like yeah
We're the original Boyz 'n Da Hoodz
Gettin' jiggy wit the Wiz today
Yeaaaaaah, we the gangstaz of the KKK
Yeaaaaaah, it's a party in the KKK