Song Parodies -> "Killed by a Kunoichi"

Original Song Title:

"Party in the USA"

Original Performer:

"Killed by a Kunoichi"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is the improved version. Especially for SamuraiMaster!!! Enjoy!

Here I am preparing my attack
With a mission, special weapons
Welcomed to the gate wearin' a dress,
Am I gonna get in?

Gate guard was stabbed,
Ninjas following in line
Sentry to my right, my Shuriken flyin’
Shadows stalk so mysterious
Infiltration is so dangerous

My Clan's burnin' structures, archers makin’ arrows stick
Time for killing, grabbed my knife quick,
That's when the very first Samurai did show
A crazy battle was on
A crazy battle was on
A crazy battle was on

[Chorus]
So I put my fan up
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Their blood spillin’ out nicely
Their guts torn out real bloody
I got my fan up,
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi

Got into a clash that was real bad
Samurai are fighting hard right now
Katanas swirlin’, I've got tricks
My Kusarigama cut them all down

Not hard with my Clan all around me
They’re protective like a small army
Samurai takin’ the hard blows
I just go wild and let myself go

My Clan's burnin' structures, archers makin’ arrows stick
Time for killing, takin‘ lives quick,
That's when even more Samurai faced their doom
The crazy battle rages on
The crazy battle rages on
The crazy battle rages on

So I put my fan up
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Their blood spillin’ out nicely
Their guts torn out real bloody
I got my fan up,
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi

They didn’t put up much fight (much fight)
Samurai weak tonight (weak tonight)
Killing them suits me just fine (just fine)
Grab my Tanto and kill Samurai on sight!

So I put my fan up
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Their blood spillin’ out nicely
Their guts torn out real bloody
I got my fan up,
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi

So I put my fan up
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Their blood spillin’ out nicely
Their guts torn out real bloody
I got my fan up,
They weren’t so strong
I dropped them with my Tanto blade
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi
Samurai, killed by a Kunoichi

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SamuraiMaster - September 24, 2011 - Report this comment

The blade's getting sharpened......for a two-part spoof on Monday,

Rob Arndt - September 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Excellent!!! Looking forward to it. I might be able to write another song with this theme but it took an all-out effort on my part on Thursday night just to have 5 songs for Friday. My spirits were low but I promised you this song and I delivered. Gave me inspiration to finish up some of my other ideas that Porfle gave me. But am still very weak and apprehensive about going into the hospital for evaluation ;(

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