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Song Parodies -> "Moon Werewolf Howl Howl"
Original Song Title:
"Bow Chicka Wow Wow"
Original Performer:
Mike Posner
Parody Song Title:
"Moon Werewolf Howl Howl"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Werewolves have a hard knock life, but they still gotta lot of soul.
Intro: Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
Verse 1: I feel that pain-pain-pain
In my body swoon
With each damn raise-raise-raise
Of a large full moon
Cuz my bod’s gon’ change
The form of something strange
Get you’re A-g slugs at the ready
I’ve been warding off lycanthropy all night
I warn you this is not at all like Twi-light
I’ll tell you want I’m gon’ do
I’ll do what the wolves do
I’m a wolf too
Chorus: Once I’m transformed it’s moon werewolf howl howl
Please go run and hide
Cuz I always feel bad
When I killed heroes who fight
Fear my growl, savage growl-growl
All who don’t have died
Once I eat your fowl coop
Imma cry to the moon
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Imma cry to the moon
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Verse 2: You tryna hunt me down-down-down
Cuz I’m dangerous
A mad town-town-town
Is so treacherous
Cuz in each moon cycle
I will go psycho
Though I have soft fur, I’m no teddy!
I’ve been trying hard to stay out the moonlight
I promise that my bark’s not worse than my bite
I’ll tell you want I’m gon’ do
I’ll do what the wolves do
I’m a wolf too
Chorus: Once I’m transformed it’s moon werewolf howl howl
You don’t understand
I will not die from stakes
Or some stupid pentagrams
I will prowl, sneaky prowl-prowl
Then I’ll snag a lamb
Once I down these lambs shanks
I will howl to give thanks
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
I will howl to give thanks
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Verse 3: Uh, I got a lupine curse
That’s a wolf kick
I don’t like the moon
Lunaphobic
The nights I dread
Have full moons
Mean that astral thing
Not your ass nude
Just stay away
For your own good
Should you be distant?
Be distant you should
If you come hunt me
You best be set
I’ll tear you up like
Huh, a failing test
Bridge: Now I ain’t even gotta do it
For torches to light
Man, I really hate that
Ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow
I ain’t even gonna change yet
Not a full moon night
Same for wolves as the bats
Ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow
Chorus: Once I’m transformed it’s moon werewolf howl howl
Such a horrid curse
But wait I’m not half bat
So I guess things could be worse
See me scowl, scary scowl scowl
Put you in a hearse
Once this werewolf mood’s right
I’ll be howling all night
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Yeah I’ll be, yeah I’ll be howling
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Outro: Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
[Fade out]
Once I change to this
It’s over world
Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
Verse 1: I feel that pain-pain-pain
In my body swoon
With each damn raise-raise-raise
Of a large full moon
Cuz my bod’s gon’ change
The form of something strange
Get you’re A-g slugs at the ready
I’ve been warding off lycanthropy all night
I warn you this is not at all like Twi-light
I’ll tell you want I’m gon’ do
I’ll do what the wolves do
I’m a wolf too
Chorus: Once I’m transformed it’s moon werewolf howl howl
Please go run and hide
Cuz I always feel bad
When I killed heroes who fight
Fear my growl, savage growl-growl
All who don’t have died
Once I eat your fowl coop
Imma cry to the moon
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Imma cry to the moon
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Verse 2: You tryna hunt me down-down-down
Cuz I’m dangerous
A mad town-town-town
Is so treacherous
Cuz in each moon cycle
I will go psycho
Though I have soft fur, I’m no teddy!
I’ve been trying hard to stay out the moonlight
I promise that my bark’s not worse than my bite
I’ll tell you want I’m gon’ do
I’ll do what the wolves do
I’m a wolf too
Chorus: Once I’m transformed it’s moon werewolf howl howl
You don’t understand
I will not die from stakes
Or some stupid pentagrams
I will prowl, sneaky prowl-prowl
Then I’ll snag a lamb
Once I down these lambs shanks
I will howl to give thanks
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
I will howl to give thanks
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Verse 3: Uh, I got a lupine curse
That’s a wolf kick
I don’t like the moon
Lunaphobic
The nights I dread
Have full moons
Mean that astral thing
Not your ass nude
Just stay away
For your own good
Should you be distant?
Be distant you should
If you come hunt me
You best be set
I’ll tear you up like
Huh, a failing test
Bridge: Now I ain’t even gotta do it
For torches to light
Man, I really hate that
Ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow
I ain’t even gonna change yet
Not a full moon night
Same for wolves as the bats
Ow-ow, ow-ow-ow-ow
Chorus: Once I’m transformed it’s moon werewolf howl howl
Such a horrid curse
But wait I’m not half bat
So I guess things could be worse
See me scowl, scary scowl scowl
Put you in a hearse
Once this werewolf mood’s right
I’ll be howling all night
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Yeah I’ll be, yeah I’ll be howling
Owwwwwwwwww…
Owwwwwwwwww…
Outro: Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
Once I change to this
Once I change to this
It’s over world
[Fade out]
October 30, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)
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Howling good time, this deserves more ratings.
Definitely not barking up the wrong moon.
(ABC) The title sub was a bit clunky, but the rest was fantastic! The "A-g bullets" line was particularly inspired. 555!
I love Halloween and Horror themed parodies and this one didn't bite. It was a howl!
Great job! Very entertaining. There are a bunch of clever lines in there. My favorites are: "Cuz in each moon cycle, I will go psycho" and "But wait I'm not half bat"
Great title switch, and a lot of funny lines in here as well. Nice work!
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