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Song Parodies -> "Cup of Joe"
Original Song Title:
"Please Don't Go"
Original Performer:
Mike Posner
Parody Song Title:
"Cup of Joe"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
This one is for the coffee lovers of the world
Verse 1: I’m not awake at this time
I know what to take; it’s sublime
I hear the joe heating up like blip plop
And tryin’ to wake myself on up, but if not
I’ll just keep drinking all the coffee that is in stock
Yeah, I love that Folgers, Folgers
Chorus: Got a cup of joe
If ever I am tired, I will make a pot
And I know, that you feel the way I do
I will pour you a cup too
Yes a cup of joe, joe, joe, joe
Oh my cup of joe, joe, joe, joe
Yeah I gotta go, go, go, go
Baby got my, baby got my
Baby got my cup of joe…
Verse 2: In my hand
It’s time to start the show, ain’t it grand?
I hear coffee brewing up like snap pop
And lovin’ the smell of Starbucks and I won’t stop
I’ll just stay awake for hours from ‘round the clock
Yeah, I love that java, java
Chorus: Grande cup of joe
I won’t wake up tomorrow if it is not there
I don’t know, if I like it hot or chilled
Yes it gives me a great thrill
Baby, I don’t know, know, know, know
Which one I like mo’, mo’, mo’, mo’
It is still good joe, joe, joe, joe
Baby I love, baby I love
Baby I love…
Bridge: I’m still buzzin’ from my coffee
I’m still runnin’ since 6:30
Well, I’m still jumpin’, cuz of my joe
And now I’m crashin’ till tomorrow
Chorus: Need my cup of joe
I won’t take a stupid 5 hour energy
Oh hell no! If you feel the way I do
Think I may be inclined to
Get a cup of joe, joe, joe, joe
For my best friend Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Know that he’s my bro, bro, bro, bro
Baby love my, baby love my
Baby love my cup of joe
I know what to take; it’s sublime
I hear the joe heating up like blip plop
And tryin’ to wake myself on up, but if not
I’ll just keep drinking all the coffee that is in stock
Yeah, I love that Folgers, Folgers
Chorus: Got a cup of joe
If ever I am tired, I will make a pot
And I know, that you feel the way I do
I will pour you a cup too
Yes a cup of joe, joe, joe, joe
Oh my cup of joe, joe, joe, joe
Yeah I gotta go, go, go, go
Baby got my, baby got my
Baby got my cup of joe…
Verse 2: In my hand
It’s time to start the show, ain’t it grand?
I hear coffee brewing up like snap pop
And lovin’ the smell of Starbucks and I won’t stop
I’ll just stay awake for hours from ‘round the clock
Yeah, I love that java, java
Chorus: Grande cup of joe
I won’t wake up tomorrow if it is not there
I don’t know, if I like it hot or chilled
Yes it gives me a great thrill
Baby, I don’t know, know, know, know
Which one I like mo’, mo’, mo’, mo’
It is still good joe, joe, joe, joe
Baby I love, baby I love
Baby I love…
Bridge: I’m still buzzin’ from my coffee
I’m still runnin’ since 6:30
Well, I’m still jumpin’, cuz of my joe
And now I’m crashin’ till tomorrow
Chorus: Need my cup of joe
I won’t take a stupid 5 hour energy
Oh hell no! If you feel the way I do
Think I may be inclined to
Get a cup of joe, joe, joe, joe
For my best friend Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Know that he’s my bro, bro, bro, bro
Baby love my, baby love my
Baby love my cup of joe
February 23, 2011 Please arte and comment :)!
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Great to the last stop! ;-D 555! Eye Opening Great Job! :-)
What JIN said! A "Starbuck's" is born! ;D
Not a fan of coffee but this was an interesting song especially with the random video game music playing in the background. I don't understand it but it's interesting.
(ABC) It's giving me a jones for java!!!
(ABC) I personally hate coffee, I don't need it in the morning...I am a natural morning person. But this was still a pretty good dedication!
I am not a natural morning person, but don't like coffee either, but I can relate--Mountain Dew is my drug of choice:) At any rate, this wasn't terribly over the top funny-but for some reason it just worked. Also, to my recollection, this is the first parody of this song I've read, so congrats on taking on a modern song.
(Abc) BAD and I have totally the same mindset on this.
(ABC) Despite chugging back several coffees a day, I have never heard of the phrase "cup of joe". Then again, I've never seen a Starbucks, but that's not the point. The point is that this parody is very good, a little bit of polishing could've sent it over the top, but it's still very well done. 555 cups for you!
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