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Song Parodies -> "IN-HU-MAN"
Original Song Title:
"Hold My Hand"
Original Performer:
Michael Jackson feat. Akon
Parody Song Title:
"IN-HU-MAN"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is the story of Irma Grese, the "Beast of Belsen" that tortured, tormented, and killed many women while working as a SS female guard at Ravensbruck, Birkenau, and Belsen. She was a sadist and her brutality got her hung on Dec 13, 1945. Defiant to the end she told the hangman to "hurry"... she was only 22 years old at her death.
[Akon]
Concentration camp music (oh no)
[Singer]
Ja
The war didn’t last forever
(IN-HU-MAN)
So tell me about murder and torture
(IN-HU-MAN)
Committed by a horrible monster
(IN-HU-MAN)
Killing Jewish prisoners
(IN-HU-MAN)
[Both]
She had been at both Ravensbruck and then Birkenau during the war,
Irma Grese, SS female guard whore (fright) (ja)
The “Beast of Belsen” loved to beat and kill women for sheer delight
Tormenting prisoners with all of her might
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
[Akon]
Her moods were gettin' darker (darker)
(IN-HU-MAN)
And there's no place to hide (hide)
(IN-HU-MAN)
She made prisoners’ lives harder
(IN-HU-MAN)
They had to fight just to stay alive
(So cold:)
[Together]
She had been at both Ravensbruck and then Birkenau during the war,
Irma Grese, SS female guard whore (fright) (ja)
The “Beast of Belsen” loved to beat and kill women for sheer delight
Tormenting prisoners with all of her might
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
[Bridge]
I can tell you that she enjoyed the suffering of many (ja)
Hear the cries of the living dead, God, so many (ja)
Year after year she beat and tormented, tortured and killed, so many (IN-HU-MAN)
Wretched beast in heavy boots carrying a whip and pistol
Not too many made it alive to see the morning. (IN-HU-MAN)
Hear the cries of the living dead, God, so many (ja)
Year after year she beat and tormented, tortured and killed, so many (IN-HU-MAN)
Wretched beast in heavy boots carrying a whip and pistol
Not too many made it alive, such was the death toll (IN-HU-MAN)
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
(Irma Grese was captured and hanged on Dec 13, 1945, death of a SUB-HU-MAN)
Concentration camp music (oh no)
[Singer]
Ja
The war didn’t last forever
(IN-HU-MAN)
So tell me about murder and torture
(IN-HU-MAN)
Committed by a horrible monster
(IN-HU-MAN)
Killing Jewish prisoners
(IN-HU-MAN)
[Both]
She had been at both Ravensbruck and then Birkenau during the war,
Irma Grese, SS female guard whore (fright) (ja)
The “Beast of Belsen” loved to beat and kill women for sheer delight
Tormenting prisoners with all of her might
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
[Akon]
Her moods were gettin' darker (darker)
(IN-HU-MAN)
And there's no place to hide (hide)
(IN-HU-MAN)
She made prisoners’ lives harder
(IN-HU-MAN)
They had to fight just to stay alive
(So cold:)
[Together]
She had been at both Ravensbruck and then Birkenau during the war,
Irma Grese, SS female guard whore (fright) (ja)
The “Beast of Belsen” loved to beat and kill women for sheer delight
Tormenting prisoners with all of her might
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
[Bridge]
I can tell you that she enjoyed the suffering of many (ja)
Hear the cries of the living dead, God, so many (ja)
Year after year she beat and tormented, tortured and killed, so many (IN-HU-MAN)
Wretched beast in heavy boots carrying a whip and pistol
Not too many made it alive to see the morning. (IN-HU-MAN)
Hear the cries of the living dead, God, so many (ja)
Year after year she beat and tormented, tortured and killed, so many (IN-HU-MAN)
Wretched beast in heavy boots carrying a whip and pistol
Not too many made it alive, such was the death toll (IN-HU-MAN)
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
She was just so inhuman, a sadist, beating and shooting many women
Setting dogs on them, she was just inhuman
Trained at Auschwitz the murderer was, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman, inhuman
(Irma Grese was captured and hanged on Dec 13, 1945, death of a SUB-HU-MAN)
Irma Grese: http://www.inconvenienthistory.com/archive/2009/volume_1/number_1/imgs/xtk_chronicle_01.jpg
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Yes, I concur with this parody entirely, and I agree also that it would be a very difficult one to do! I concur with it because, it reminds me of how "seriously" inhuman "and" unhuman their world has made me! :-( But on a brighter note, excellent parody again Rob! Keep them comin'! :-) 5's once more for you, so I can show some humanity after all! :-)
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