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Song Parodies -> "Santos Con Is Done, He’s Kicked Out"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Michael Buble

Parody Song Title:

"Santos Con Is Done, He’s Kicked Out"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

They kicked the con out
A criminal guy
To this thief and lout
Congress said “bye-bye”
Santos con is done, he’s knocked down

He’s makin’ up sh!t
And engaged in vice
They booted the swine after he’d won twice
Santos con is done, he’s kicked out

He lies when he is speaking
He lies from 8:00 to 8:00
He cheated every one he could
Prison next should be his fate

They kicked the crook out
They said a “goodbye”
To this thief and lout
Voters chose him, Why?!
Santos con is done, he stepped down

Many crimes he was scheming
Expulsion is his fate
He cheated every one he could
Put him behind prison gates

They kicked the lout out
Too many cow pies
Flowed out of his mouth
A horrible guy
Santos con is done, there’s no doubt

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Pacing: 1.1
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Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 56

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Zen Adam B. - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
He's going to be tronald's running mate; or Secretary of Honesty ;-p
Agrimorfee - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Nah, Zen Adam, Trump doesn't attach himself to people that prompt more headlines than him.

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