I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a hoodie Jedi

Got a Jedi robe AKA a bathrobe
My lightsaber like a flashlight, and Jedi belt

We got hoods and some boots, we got tools and also talent
Training up the chosen one who'll bring the force balance
Sith are everywhere so lets hurry to the fight
If there's obstacles jump over them The force will give us might

The master is a puppet yeah he really is a shorty
Don't judge him by his size cause he's got a little body
He'll put you in your place and teach you the Jedi way
He's about to lay some wisdom down so now you must concentrate

When you're in a Jedi trance the future you might see
The little Jedi master have ya climbin up a tree
raising rocks with the force and your R2 unit too
You're stretchin and flexin you got nothin else to do
Lose the anger lose the fear and you just might win the fight
and please don't touch that snake cause the mother****er bites (OUCH!)

I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
You're to old to begin training
Tough tittie said the kitty now its raining
Gotta become a Jedi quit complaining

I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
You're to old to begin training
Tough tittie said the kitty now its raining
Gotta become a Jedi quit complaining

Got my Jedi getup Jango Fett's got blasters
Still I can use the force cause I am a Jedi Master
He tried to shoot but he missed me
My lightsabe is my life and he just dissed me

I got a lightsaber a fighting apparatus
It'll cut through anything its the baddest
So Darth Vader is your father you were warned
To keep you safe you were seperated when you were born

Emperor Palpatine is a Sith Lord and he's mean
I know he doesn't like me but at least his skin's not green
Don't know why to Jedi he's so cranky
Do you think maybe he could use a blankie

If you wanna be a Jedi to be warned it aint easy
You will have to listen to Yoda he's so cheesy
Still it's got its perks sometimes it kicks
You can use alot of cool Jedi mind tricks


I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
I'm a hoodie Jedi

I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
You're to old to begin training
Tough tittie said the kitty now its raining
Gotta become a Jedi quit complaining

I'm a Jedi I'm a hoodie Jedi
You're to old to begin training
Tough tittie said the kitty now its raining
Gotta become a Jedi quit complaining