A little spin on Max Power's parody! This is my parody-of-a-parody #73 (have done JAB, AFW, OMR, PP, Susanna Viljanen, Wendy Christopher, Max Power, and others). Sorry, but leader in this category too ;-)

* in the bunker, 1945. "Wolf" was Hitler's favorite. Blondie had to be put down for two reasons: 1) to prevent the Reds from getting her and torturing her and/or killing her and 2) for Hitler to test the cyanide capsules Himmler gave him. Hitler would NOT order Blondie shot like all the other bunker dogs, including Eva Braun's. It was merciful and Hitler was brokenhearted about it, later (supposedly) commiting suicide (unproven by real evidence, not testimonies by 4 trusted Nazis).