As they teach us ABC
And that 2+2 is 1 and 3
Now the classroom's tending toward the gay
Like a drag queen that never goes away

Boys are girls and girls are boys
Plastic pickles and b*** plugs are their toys
And they're taught by a man in lingerie
Like a drag queen that never goes away

Kids are reading "Gender Queer"
Full instructions pictured in the rear
Show and Tell is more graphic every day
Like a drag queen that never goes away

Story Hour was once a time to tell
Of Rapunzel and Farmer in the Dell
Now it's ribald scenes from "Cabaret"
Like a drag queen that never goes away
Like a drag queen that never goes away

Showing off your hairy bum
Giant falsies bouncing on your tum
Turning old dreary lessons into play
Like a drag queen that never goes away

He and she is becoming they and them
As the errors of nature we amend
Keeping unwanted puberty at bay
Like a drag queen that never goes away
Like a drag queen that never goes away