[Chorus]
I don't have PayPal for my good old pal,
All of my change I had was through.
I would make a call, wouldn't be so small,
Wish for a car painted in blue.

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I, I'd pay online, for the first time,
I would need to send money,
Maybe a check or just a dime,
For the poor and the lonely.
I should have checked my own wallet,
Don't say I just didn't try.
And every thing that I wasted,
Was falling down from the sky.

[Pre-Chorus]
I've got no more cash,
All I see is trash,
It's not bold and brash,
Think it's gonna crash, like an airplane.
I'll take my chances and do it fast.

[Chorus]
I don't have PayPal for my good old pal,
All of my change I had was through.
I would make a call, wouldn't be so small,
Wish for a car painted in blue.

[Post-Chorus]
If I would have some money I would pay,
I could build myself a house to stay.
But all these credit cards can't run away,
I should pay my taxes everyday.

[Verse 2]
It gives me money to borrow,
I do not think it's okay.
If it should come back tomorrow,
I might do it anyway.
PayPal still has a company,
And a global currency.
And yes, it still has a site,
But now my things fell from the sky.

[Pre-Chorus]
I've got no more cash,
All I see is trash,
It's not bold and brash,
Think it's gonna crash, like an airplane.
I'll take my chances and do it fast.

[Chorus]
I don't have PayPal for my good old pal,
All of my change I had was through. (Through, boo-hoo)
I would make a call, wouldn't be so small,
Wish for a car painted in blue.

[Post-Chorus]
If I would have some money I would pay,
I could build myself a house to stay.
But all these credit cards can't run away,
I should pay my taxes everyday.

[Verse 3]
Uh.
Arrgh, bills to pay.
The credit cards and all of my money,
Never wanted to be coming,
Out my wallet here, they're not even jumping,
I'd have this discussion,
Beside the box that needs busting,
And in this mailbox, there'd be the letters that ain't running.
Signing this paycheck from the paper, that just came here crawling,
Said I would pay the rent, but then the rent was just forgotten.
PayPal has a telephone, I would have tried to call it.
And auction sites, they have got 'em.
I'd have fees in exchange, that's what I have not got.
Now I'd buy something to PayPal, like a lot.
I'd do all my chores and then run right out the door.
They would pull up, and send me on the shore.
Wish they would do that, but they can't, not anymore.
No, it was just a thought.
PayPal is real, I would have to know just what to do.

[Chorus]
I don't have PayPal for my good old pal,
All of my change I had was through. (Through!)
I would make a call, wouldn't be so small,
Wish for a car painted in blue. (In blue)

[Post-Chorus]
If I would have some money I would pay,
I could build myself a house to stay.
But all these credit cards can't run away,
I should pay my taxes everyday.
But I don't have PayPal.