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Song Parodies -> "Game of Thrones"
Original Song Title:
"Uptown Funk"
Original Performer:
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
Parody Song Title:
"Game of Thrones"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Fernandez
The Lyrics
A tribute to the return of the greatest show on TV!
Winter
It's ice cold
George Martin
His book's gold
This one, for them Stark girls
Them smart girls
Straight masterpieces
fightin', brawlin'
trainin' up in the city
Got swords on with Mr. Bronn
Defend myself, he's so shifty
Must watch (Oh yeah..)
Call Ned Stark and his bannermen
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
See a dragon gonna spit fire 'gain..
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Play the game you know who I am
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Am bad about that wedding...
Here we go..
Boys said Hallelujah!
Girls said Hallelujah!
All say Hallelujah!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!!
It's Sunday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill his cup, put some poison in it
Take a sip, now he's dead
Guards! Get the Dwarf!
King's Landing, Blackwater, cross the narrow sea
If you show up, you're dead now
To Essos he's gonna flee
Must watch (Oh yeah..)
Call Ned Stark and his bannermen
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
See a dragon gonna spit fire 'gain..
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Bitch, Play the game you know who I am
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Am bad about that wedding...
Here we go..
Boys said Hallelujah!
Girls said Hallelujah!
All say Hallelujah!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!!
It's Sunday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before I leave...
Imma tell ya a little something
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on... uh
I said Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Come on watch, turn on it...
Pick ya house and flaunt it..
Want Stark or Targaryan
Just brag about it and show me
Come on watch
Turn on it
Pick ya house and flaunt it..
Well It's Sunday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Game of Thrones is on, Game of Thrones is on! (repeat 10x)
It's ice cold
George Martin
His book's gold
This one, for them Stark girls
Them smart girls
Straight masterpieces
fightin', brawlin'
trainin' up in the city
Got swords on with Mr. Bronn
Defend myself, he's so shifty
Must watch (Oh yeah..)
Call Ned Stark and his bannermen
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
See a dragon gonna spit fire 'gain..
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Play the game you know who I am
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Am bad about that wedding...
Here we go..
Boys said Hallelujah!
Girls said Hallelujah!
All say Hallelujah!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!!
It's Sunday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill his cup, put some poison in it
Take a sip, now he's dead
Guards! Get the Dwarf!
King's Landing, Blackwater, cross the narrow sea
If you show up, you're dead now
To Essos he's gonna flee
Must watch (Oh yeah..)
Call Ned Stark and his bannermen
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
See a dragon gonna spit fire 'gain..
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Bitch, Play the game you know who I am
Must watch (Oh yeah...)
Am bad about that wedding...
Here we go..
Boys said Hallelujah!
Girls said Hallelujah!
All say Hallelujah!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!
'Cause Game of Thrones gonna give it to you!!
It's Sunday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before I leave...
Imma tell ya a little something
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on... uh
I said Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Game of Thrones is on...
Come on watch, turn on it...
Pick ya house and flaunt it..
Want Stark or Targaryan
Just brag about it and show me
Come on watch
Turn on it
Pick ya house and flaunt it..
Well It's Sunday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch
Game of Thrones is on, Game of Thrones is on! (repeat 10x)
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