(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
[Captain Falcon: "Show me your moves!"]

I'm kinda boring throughout this Saturday morning
Headin' for the garage, a mirage of my yesterdays
Looking through and found something I've remembered
Some good times down in their prime as they nearly surrendered

Who's Wii? (Wii U)
Found a Gamecube, I just guess
Who's Wii? (Wii U)
Nintendo 64 and SNES
Who's Wii? (Wii U)
Stuff before I had a 3DS
Who's Wii? (Wii U)
Am I bad about F-Zero? (bring it back)

Mario hits your hallelujah (Ooh!)
Duck hunting, hallelujah (Ooh!)
Link praising "Hallelujah!" (Ooh!)
Nintendo junk coming back to you
Nintendo junk coming back to you
Nintendo junk coming back to you
Where's your Atari console at?
Leaving luck to heaven, come on
(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
Leaving luck to heaven (when I was a small boy)
(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
Leaving luck to heaven (nearly missed Game Boy)
Leaving luck to heaven (and Virtual Boy)
Leaving luck to heaven (bring me back some joy)
Leaving luck to heaven, hey hey play it

Loud! What the heck?
Used to have a game that has Count Bleck
(Why play it at your risk?)
I know what this thing is
Has three handles plus an analog stick in the middle
It's the N64 controller, had it when I was little

Who's Wii (Wii U)
Got an NES and Game Boy Advance
Who's Wii (Wii U)
Had a Game Boy color in my hands
Who's Wii (Wii U)
Three words, Kirby's Dream Land
Who's Wii (Wii U)
Yes, I have known Earthbound (quite before)

Samus hits your hallelujah (Ooh!)
Mewtwo crap, hallelujah (Ooh!)
Animal Crossing hallelujah (Ooh!)
Nintendo junk coming back to you
Nintendo junk coming back to you
Nintendo junk coming back to you
Drop PS4 and Xbox One
Leaving luck to heaven, come on
(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
Leaving luck to heaven (lots of Fire Emblem)
(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
Leaving luck to heaven (Donkey Kong's at 'em)
Leaving luck to heaven (Hope we'll plan on playin')
Leaving luck to heaven (What are you sayin'?)
Leaving luck to heaven, the best plays here

Before I leave, I will tell you something
Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out
Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out
I'm sayin' Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out
Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out

I got a DS, it's still in good condition
Machamp give ya submission
What else did I have to mention? Come on
I got a DS, it's still in good condition
Did we mention Sega Genesis?
Leaving luck to heaven, come on
(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
Leaving luck to heaven (I'm busy playing this)
(Oh... Nintendo, Nintendo whoa oh)
Leaving luck to heaven (One with Pikmins in it)
Leaving luck to heaven (Baby, wait a minute)
Leaving luck to heaven (Hurry, there's no limit)
Leaving luck to heaven, I would like to play

Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out [Peppy Hare: "Do a barrel roll!"]
Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out [Pikachu: "Pikachu!"]
Nintendo junk out, Nintendo junk out [Bowser roaring]
Nintendo junk out
[Mario: "It's a me, Mario!"]