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Song Parodies -> "Cousin"
Original Song Title:
"Buzzin'"
Original Performer:
Mann
Parody Song Title:
"Cousin"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
You can't control who you fall in love with.....
Chorus: Man I feel so smitten
My attraction’s obscene
The love bug’s had me bitten
Though this may not be clean
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Verse 1: Whack, it’s whack
To have a love like that
And I know you assume
I live in a shack
All the townies think I’m on crack
Confidence is something I don’t lack
I’m Jack, not one of all trades
May not look great
Always had good grades
Got all A’s
Brainy also zany
Lovin’ my home state
West VA baby!
West VA hates I’m this way
Objects incest, gives a bad name
Hey, we’re in love, never consenting
Arkansas’s a bit more accepting
Chorus: Man I feel so gaga
But not like the Lady
Like my Chevy Impala
My heart’s been stolen from me
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
When we come around, ‘round, ‘round
They go…
Yeah, yeah it’s going down, down, down
You know…
Verse 2: Uh, Jethro’s got canine spouse
Only cool with’em cuz they don’t leave house
I must say, she looks good in blouse
But even more strange, their daughter’s a mouse
Think this stuff would be less weird in south
But they show no love, I be like “we out”
When our wedding drops, be no shouts or doubts
Gold rings, kissing and bedroom routs
Chorus: Man I need some money
To pay off this wedding
Cuz he’s sweet as some honey
And our love is trending
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Yeah we’re comin’ out, out, out
You go…
Yeah, yeah this boy’s my spouse, spouse, spouse
You go…
You may think we’re some clowns, clowns, clowns
But no…
Yeah, yeah your marriage causes frowns, frowns, frowns
So go…
Bridge: Yeah, yeah
People in our ears
Saying all bad things cuz we causin’ fear
Buggin’!
And that is enough!
You can’t control who you’re gonna love
Cousin!
Okay, let’s make it clear, yeah
From the east to the west, everywhere
Buggin’!
Married my cousin
Yes he’s my husband
So there’s no discussion!
Chorus: Man I feel so happy
Now that we are married
Gonna make us a fam’ly
We’re adopting Chinese
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
When we come around, ‘round, ‘round
They go…
Yeah, yeah it’s going down, down, down
You know…
Yeah we’re comin’ out, out, out
You go…
Yeah, yeah this boy’s my spouse, spouse, spouse
You go…
My attraction’s obscene
The love bug’s had me bitten
Though this may not be clean
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Verse 1: Whack, it’s whack
To have a love like that
And I know you assume
I live in a shack
All the townies think I’m on crack
Confidence is something I don’t lack
I’m Jack, not one of all trades
May not look great
Always had good grades
Got all A’s
Brainy also zany
Lovin’ my home state
West VA baby!
West VA hates I’m this way
Objects incest, gives a bad name
Hey, we’re in love, never consenting
Arkansas’s a bit more accepting
Chorus: Man I feel so gaga
But not like the Lady
Like my Chevy Impala
My heart’s been stolen from me
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
When we come around, ‘round, ‘round
They go…
Yeah, yeah it’s going down, down, down
You know…
Verse 2: Uh, Jethro’s got canine spouse
Only cool with’em cuz they don’t leave house
I must say, she looks good in blouse
But even more strange, their daughter’s a mouse
Think this stuff would be less weird in south
But they show no love, I be like “we out”
When our wedding drops, be no shouts or doubts
Gold rings, kissing and bedroom routs
Chorus: Man I need some money
To pay off this wedding
Cuz he’s sweet as some honey
And our love is trending
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Yeah we’re comin’ out, out, out
You go…
Yeah, yeah this boy’s my spouse, spouse, spouse
You go…
You may think we’re some clowns, clowns, clowns
But no…
Yeah, yeah your marriage causes frowns, frowns, frowns
So go…
Bridge: Yeah, yeah
People in our ears
Saying all bad things cuz we causin’ fear
Buggin’!
And that is enough!
You can’t control who you’re gonna love
Cousin!
Okay, let’s make it clear, yeah
From the east to the west, everywhere
Buggin’!
Married my cousin
Yes he’s my husband
So there’s no discussion!
Chorus: Man I feel so happy
Now that we are married
Gonna make us a fam’ly
We’re adopting Chinese
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
I’m in love with my cousin
Cousin, cousin, cousin
(You, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
When we come around, ‘round, ‘round
They go…
Yeah, yeah it’s going down, down, down
You know…
Yeah we’re comin’ out, out, out
You go…
Yeah, yeah this boy’s my spouse, spouse, spouse
You go…
January 19, 2013. Yeah, it's a dude. Please rate and COMMENT :)!
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Blayde - This guy is whacked....making for a truly funny parody. Cheers! ;D
Never heard this OS before but I actually really like it which is weird for a rap song.... Not exactly my favorite genre of music. This one is brilliant and everybody knows how I love redneck humor (I think the rap song a genre of music that's associated with Urban life about Rednecks which are associated with Country life is a fun switcheroo)
So many jokes in there! I like how you kept adding to the situation and also how you referred back to the original with "honey" and "buggin." My favorite line: Like my Chevy Impala, My heart's been stolen from me
Kissing cousins anyone? Depends on how related however.
Very strange, but funny. Interesting how you wrote the POV, I cant tell if it is a guy or a gal singing, even with the very clever "Gaga but not like the Lady" line. (NTTIAWWT!).
(ABC) A very enjoyable spin on the whole "inbred rednecks" deal. I wonder what this would've been like if you had used the single version with 50 Cent, but maybe that would've ended up stretching the joke a bit too thin, so I think you made the right choice there. 555!
Not a big fan of the OS, but I really like the title switch you did...sets it up perfectly. With most rap songs for me, it was kinda hard to follow pacing wise...but it seems like you got everything right. Nice work.
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