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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Rude"

Original Song Title:

"Rude"

Original Performer:

Magic!

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Rude"

Parody Written by:

AranJutan

The Lyrics

Inspired by hours of frustration with life, annoyance with an overplayed song at work, and hearing the emo remix of said song on YouTube. In this version, the old man not only won't grant a blessing to his daughter's marriage; he goes to EXTREME lengths to make sure it will never happen! But this honor killing gets blown way out of proportion, leading to a vicious nuclear war.
1. Now I'm in mourning, hard to leave bed, knowing whom I must shoot!
Carry the scars, I'm like a war vet, bring justice on you!

Kicked in your door with gun in my hand! Your death my intention!
'Cause you killed her off in grand fashion, man! Why?

(First pre-chorus)

Why'd you kill your daughter, ruin what's left of my life?
Say why, you prick; cause I'd like to know!

You say that her being next to me made her so fit to die!
And to burn in Hell! Started a big war! Woah!

(First chorus)

Why are you so crazy-rude?
Launching Crockett missiles too?

Why are you so crazy-rude?
She didn't need to die off that way!

(You murdered my girl!) Blew her to confetti!
(You murdered my girl!) Turned her into a spray!
(You murdered my girl!) And she was your family!

Why are you so crazy-rude?

2. I'd love to do this, an easy choice, want to avenge her!
Hate all-consuming, we will be both, bloodstained hands hereafter!

You I will blow away! Liver in the next county!
You know, I recall her words to me!
No one will blame me, when I do!

(Second pre-chorus)

Why'd you blow a city up just to chase me off!
Say why, you creep! I demand to know!

You say you'd never tolerate the thought of her next to me;
And it's just too bad; 'cause the answer's always no!

(Second chorus)

Still, it means you're crazy-rude!
Why'd you nuke a city too?

Don't get why you're crazy-rude!
Screw it, I'll kill you off anyway!

(Avenge my girl!) You had her blown away!
(Avenge my girl!) And out with your teeth, I say!
(Avenge my girl!) I'll cling to her memory!

Time that I get super-rude!
Rude!
(Time for me to get so!)

[Bridge]

I'll carry her memory for what's left of my life!
You're dead! You're dead! And it's good to know!

Still I never got the reason for the nuke, oh why!
Tough luck, I guess, I suppose we'll never know!

[Final chorus]

Why were you so crazy-rude?
Launching Crockett missiles too?

What the hell was with that dude?
I guess I'll never know anyway.

(Avenged my girl!) Avenged her anyway!
(Avenged my girl!) And no one could blame me!
(Avenged my girl!) And ended her family!

Why was he so crazy-rude?
Why, why?
Why was he so crazy?
Shared here courtesy of approval by Dozerfleet Records. Original link here.

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