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Song Parodies -> "Nude"
Original Song Title:
"Rude"
Original Performer:
Magic!
Parody Song Title:
"Nude"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Every parent and child's worst nightmare
Verse 1: Saturday morning sprint out my room
Wearing my PJs
Sat on my couch to watch some cartoons
Those were the best days
Knocked on their door, to ask for Fruit Loops
Think that’s a fair question
I heard my Mom roar to come back real soon
What?
Prechorus: Can’t be watchin’ cartoons without those fruity o’s
Delish, delish, I don’t mean to mope
I say, “I’m never gonna love you ‘til you hit the store!”
Effed up, my friends, don’t know if I can cope
Chorus: I just saw my parents nude!
Just came in to ask for food
I thought that all moms were prudes!
I gotta find a new family
Please adopt me!
Looking for families
Visions haunt me!
Yeah, I’ll need some therapy
Get a lock key!
Then I’ll gain sanity
Why’d I have to see them nude?
Verse 2: We can get through this, let’s just not talk
Keep legs and mouths shut
Just to be cautious, here is a lock
Think it’s best for all us
Then further down the way
To a time they’re old and gray, it’s cool
I’ve got a new job today!
But all the suits I have are made of wool
Prechorus: Think my dad has outfits for the business of life
Brooks Bros, Brooks Bros would be swanky clothes
I say, “Hey Daddy, can I borrow your suit and maybe a tie?”
Tough luck, my end was treated to a show
Chorus: I just saw my parents nude!
Who knew they still get those moods?
I’m not trying to be rude
But I give up on this family!
What a cruel world!
Where’s the next balcony!?
Shattered my world
They played a fantasy
There were more girls!
Is that my wife, Emily?!
Why are you sitting there nude?
Nude…
[Instrumental Break- more years pass]
Prechorus: Now I have a daughter, the owner of my life
Precious, precious, she’s my heart and soul
But still, I’ll never stop my lovin’ to my sexy wife
My luck, the past, just came full circle!
Chorus: Sorry that you saw us nude!
Mom and dads are humans too
Now I don’t mean to be rude…
But could you please close the door again?
My baby girl
Found out so painfully
My poor young girl
Learned new parts of family
Damaged that girl
At least there’s therapy
Actually I know this dude…
Specialty is parent’s nude…
Possibly we all are screwed…
Wearing my PJs
Sat on my couch to watch some cartoons
Those were the best days
Knocked on their door, to ask for Fruit Loops
Think that’s a fair question
I heard my Mom roar to come back real soon
What?
Prechorus: Can’t be watchin’ cartoons without those fruity o’s
Delish, delish, I don’t mean to mope
I say, “I’m never gonna love you ‘til you hit the store!”
Effed up, my friends, don’t know if I can cope
Chorus: I just saw my parents nude!
Just came in to ask for food
I thought that all moms were prudes!
I gotta find a new family
Please adopt me!
Looking for families
Visions haunt me!
Yeah, I’ll need some therapy
Get a lock key!
Then I’ll gain sanity
Why’d I have to see them nude?
Verse 2: We can get through this, let’s just not talk
Keep legs and mouths shut
Just to be cautious, here is a lock
Think it’s best for all us
Then further down the way
To a time they’re old and gray, it’s cool
I’ve got a new job today!
But all the suits I have are made of wool
Prechorus: Think my dad has outfits for the business of life
Brooks Bros, Brooks Bros would be swanky clothes
I say, “Hey Daddy, can I borrow your suit and maybe a tie?”
Tough luck, my end was treated to a show
Chorus: I just saw my parents nude!
Who knew they still get those moods?
I’m not trying to be rude
But I give up on this family!
What a cruel world!
Where’s the next balcony!?
Shattered my world
They played a fantasy
There were more girls!
Is that my wife, Emily?!
Why are you sitting there nude?
Nude…
[Instrumental Break- more years pass]
Prechorus: Now I have a daughter, the owner of my life
Precious, precious, she’s my heart and soul
But still, I’ll never stop my lovin’ to my sexy wife
My luck, the past, just came full circle!
Chorus: Sorry that you saw us nude!
Mom and dads are humans too
Now I don’t mean to be rude…
But could you please close the door again?
My baby girl
Found out so painfully
My poor young girl
Learned new parts of family
Damaged that girl
At least there’s therapy
Actually I know this dude…
Specialty is parent’s nude…
Possibly we all are screwed…
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Not bad. Structured a little weird so I didn't know where you were coming from when this started but once I saw... I didn't want to see it.... EWWWW.... No, just no. Pretty funny idea though.
(Artistry) Yeah, I am with Matthias about the "weird" structuring. I understand what you were trying to do in each verse, but still it came out awkward in each one, like you were a little afraid to really go over the top with the humor. And then in the last verse, that awkwardness came out a little more creepy than funny. Maybe the song style and structure worked against you on this one.
Streaking like crazy I'll say.
(Artistry) Pretty good stuff, but I agree that it felt a little awkward. Given the subject matter, that may have been intentional, but still. 555, just a little lacking in polish.
As much as I hate the original song (I guess all one hit wonders can't be great haha), I loved this spoof! A great topic that matched up nicely with the original, the story was great (although I didn't get lost a little before the second instance (with the suits and tie part) but I figured it out). Overall, well done good sir. Now here's some bleach for your eyes.
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