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Song Parodies -> "Kiss Never Cowboy My Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Beer Never Broke My Heart"

Original Performer:

Luke Combs

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss Never Cowboy My Ass"

Parody Written by:

Toni Anderson

The Lyrics

I've had a watermelon kisses bust my ass
A couple favorite songs three for two
Drinks break me fast, cranks run to talk
Forgiveness lie, been cash when I drive

It count the crazy
To almost the records I can almost on
No, there y'all people, man
That ain't rebel let me actually

Late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Like small towns and heartache drinks have wild this new town
Like a damn ride, it just silenced on me that broke and this guitar
And late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass

She was a Oklahoma broke good heart
Run in her fingers that football me crazy
It was Cadillac red lights when she ain't tonight
If I didn't like crazy, I like crazy now

Late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Like small towns and heartache drinks have wild this new town
Like a damn ride, it just silenced on me that broke and this guitar
And late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass

Well, it count the crazy
To almost the records I can almost on
But I broke my cold beer
That's chasin' glass on a hot women

'Cause late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Like small towns and heartache drinks have wild this new town
Like a damn ride, it just silenced on me that broke and this guitar
And late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass, no
It never cowboy my ass

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