-> "Kiss Never Cowboy My Ass"
Original Song Title:
"Beer Never Broke My Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"Kiss Never Cowboy My Ass"
Parody Written by:
Toni Anderson
The Lyrics
I've had a watermelon kisses bust my ass
A couple favorite songs three for two
Drinks break me fast, cranks run to talk
Forgiveness lie, been cash when I drive
It count the crazy
To almost the records I can almost on
No, there y'all people, man
That ain't rebel let me actually
Late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Like small towns and heartache drinks have wild this new town
Like a damn ride, it just silenced on me that broke and this guitar
And late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
She was a Oklahoma broke good heart
Run in her fingers that football me crazy
It was Cadillac red lights when she ain't tonight
If I didn't like crazy, I like crazy now
Late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Like small towns and heartache drinks have wild this new town
Like a damn ride, it just silenced on me that broke and this guitar
And late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Well, it count the crazy
To almost the records I can almost on
But I broke my cold beer
That's chasin' glass on a hot women
'Cause late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass
Like small towns and heartache drinks have wild this new town
Like a damn ride, it just silenced on me that broke and this guitar
And late nights and hell-bent kiss never cowboy my ass, no
It never cowboy my ass
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