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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Girl (Play D&D)"
Original Song Title:
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Luke Bryan
Parody Song Title:
"Nerdy Girl (Play D&D)"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice competition (Week 19) this time hosted once again by Matthias! It's pretty obvious to anybody who's ever met me that I am a huge nerd and one of my favorite games is Dungeons and Dragons! Here is a tribute to that game! Let's Quest!!!
Come twirl... Some dice 'round!
This dope has got all the eggheads playin'!
Time to raid a tomb to make big bucks!
Gonna brandish magic swords and f*ck sh*t up!
Strap on Elven boots and you'll stride through mud
Gonna make some monsters splash their blood!
We'll stroll through the woods putting beasts in traction
Swingin' a great axe with impaction
Rollin' a D8, Don't that sound great?!
With your protection ring!
Roll 'em for the Half-Orcs fighting with berserker rage
For the Halflings drinkin' in that tavern place
For that undead gnome you kicked in the schlong
Roll on! Roll on! Roll on!
Roll 'em for the nerds! Roll 'em for the geeks!
Roll 'em for that spell you cast on that Displacer Beast!
For the giants and the goblins and the trolls
Wanna see that rune? Give those dice a roll! Now!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Geeky girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Character sheet tells me if you're wild
With that Infernal bloodline you cannot be mild!
Swing that flail and go chug that vial
Y'all won't win when the DM smiles
So come over here and we'll cause some harm
Finish that Drow cut off his arms!
Without his hands he'll be disarmed! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Roll 'em for the Wizards making magic missiles shock!
For the Clerics healin' when your head's cleaved off!
For the Druids bringin' forth killer frogs!
Roll on! Roll on! Roll on!
Roll for magic words! Roll each time you speak!
Roll for that Basalisk who will stone you while you sneak!
Roll 'em for the Fighters and the Rangers and the Monks!
Roll 1 and you're screwed! Roll 'em for me punk!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Dorky girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Satyr!
Now lance on your phantom steed
Watch you grin as you kill some filthy half-breeds, yeah
Your... Alignment shows
Evil chick who will beat up her foes!
All I wanna do is dungeon crawl with you then pick a brawl with you
And get to maulin' you, My Paladin is prude and your Witch is rude
But you're a member of my crew
Roll 'em for the Genies and the Gelatinous Cubes
For the Dragons who will turn you into soup
For that Hydra poppin' up from that swamp
Roll on! Roll on! Roll on!
Roll 'em for the Elves! Roll 'em for the Hags!
Roll 'em for the potions in your Bag of Holding bag!
For the Griffons and the Mimics and the Sprites!
Roll to club those goons! Roll for me, Alright?! Now!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Oh Derpy girl!
Derpy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Brainy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
This dope has got all the eggheads playin'!
Time to raid a tomb to make big bucks!
Gonna brandish magic swords and f*ck sh*t up!
Strap on Elven boots and you'll stride through mud
Gonna make some monsters splash their blood!
We'll stroll through the woods putting beasts in traction
Swingin' a great axe with impaction
Rollin' a D8, Don't that sound great?!
With your protection ring!
Roll 'em for the Half-Orcs fighting with berserker rage
For the Halflings drinkin' in that tavern place
For that undead gnome you kicked in the schlong
Roll on! Roll on! Roll on!
Roll 'em for the nerds! Roll 'em for the geeks!
Roll 'em for that spell you cast on that Displacer Beast!
For the giants and the goblins and the trolls
Wanna see that rune? Give those dice a roll! Now!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Geeky girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Character sheet tells me if you're wild
With that Infernal bloodline you cannot be mild!
Swing that flail and go chug that vial
Y'all won't win when the DM smiles
So come over here and we'll cause some harm
Finish that Drow cut off his arms!
Without his hands he'll be disarmed! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Roll 'em for the Wizards making magic missiles shock!
For the Clerics healin' when your head's cleaved off!
For the Druids bringin' forth killer frogs!
Roll on! Roll on! Roll on!
Roll for magic words! Roll each time you speak!
Roll for that Basalisk who will stone you while you sneak!
Roll 'em for the Fighters and the Rangers and the Monks!
Roll 1 and you're screwed! Roll 'em for me punk!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Dorky girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Satyr!
Now lance on your phantom steed
Watch you grin as you kill some filthy half-breeds, yeah
Your... Alignment shows
Evil chick who will beat up her foes!
All I wanna do is dungeon crawl with you then pick a brawl with you
And get to maulin' you, My Paladin is prude and your Witch is rude
But you're a member of my crew
Roll 'em for the Genies and the Gelatinous Cubes
For the Dragons who will turn you into soup
For that Hydra poppin' up from that swamp
Roll on! Roll on! Roll on!
Roll 'em for the Elves! Roll 'em for the Hags!
Roll 'em for the potions in your Bag of Holding bag!
For the Griffons and the Mimics and the Sprites!
Roll to club those goons! Roll for me, Alright?! Now!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Oh Derpy girl!
Derpy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Nerdy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
Brainy girl (Play D&D girl!)
Play D&D girl, Play D&D!
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Where's my 555-sided dice? Nice list type parody here.
I was shortly contemplating something like "Comic Girls (All wear size D)" - as in size D bras - as a tribute a different kind of nerdy fantasy. Passing that on to Agri now if he's gonna try to catch up by next week. :-)
I was shortly contemplating something like "Comic Girls (All wear size D)" - as in size D bras - as a tribute a different kind of nerdy fantasy. Passing that on to Agri now if he's gonna try to catch up by next week. :-)
Nice job here I enjoyed the subject as I was a D&D nerd growing up. Maybe next time she'll date A Horny Geek :)
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