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Song Parodies -> "Despadoru"

Original Song Title:

"Despacito"

Original Performer:

Luis Fonsi

Parody Song Title:

"Despadoru"

Parody Written by:

OniTenshi

The Lyrics

I came up with this because of the Fate meme "Tristan, play Despacito," the Padoru meme, and the living Fate meme known as Nero Claudius. Combine them together and you have this disaster of a song that not only goes all over the place, it probably doesn't even match up well the the original song in terms of beat and syllables. That, and it doesn't even rhyme that much except for a few parts. But despite the parody lyrics, I have nothing against Nero. It's okay, darling, we all love you.
Ay
Nero!
Don't sing!
Oh
Umu, umu
Oh yeah
Lalalalast Encore
Go!

Oh, I'm just waiting to win that Holy Grail War, yeah
I just want to make a stupid wish (Wait, what?)
And I'm gonna make sure my Servant's not a pathetic one
Because if they are, I'm so dead (Oh)

And I'm going to kill that little shit called Shinji
Because he's a fucking brat who bullies everyone
It doesn't matter what universe it takes place in (It's true)

Oh, let's not forget about the Servants we will fight
All of the fighting is drawing attention
And now I'm stuck dealing with a real bad singer

Despadoru
Listening to the red Roman Saber say umu
Making her tear up, cry, and then go boohoo
'Cause whenever she wanted something I told her "hell nuu"

Despadoru
I just want to slap her and make her stop singing
I can't hear Tristan trying to play his big harp-bow thingie
And even he's just trying not to hear her bad singing (it sucks, it sucks, it sucks)
(It sucks, it sucks)

I just want a good strong Servant
Who just wins all the fights
Without having to rely on me
Too bad I can't get Gilgamesh (Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh baby)

And just why haven't the cool Servants shown up at all like
King Hassan or Jack the Ripper
'Cause Li Shuwen's the only Assassin (Please we need some more Assassins BB)

See we need some more Servants in each class
But Saber is hogging all the room
For the love of - make Nero stop singing!
Mama Raikou would be a good addition
Also one more Servant I want to see Jeanne Alter, oh
Really we need to get more Servants that are Assassins, oh yeah
'Cause Li Shuwen is not very helpful when dealing some damage
Dammit Nero, won't you just shut up? Because your singing skills suck
Even Elisabeth is much better than you'll ever be
And that's the truth for sure; why don't you know that?

Why won't she just shut up? I shouldn't have chosen her
Why didn't I just go with Caster or that Archer?
Oh wait I just wanted a very cute Servant
And that Archer is not cute, not a little bit cute

Why won't she just shut up? I shouldn't have chosen her
Why didn't I just go with Caster or that Archer?
Oh wait I thought that Caster was way too sexy to be cute
But little did I know I would regret my decision

Despadoru
Listening to the red Roman Saber say umu
Making her tear up, cry, and then go boohoo
'Cause whenever she wanted something I told her "hell nuu"

Despadoru
I just want to slap her and make her stop singing
I can't hear Tristan trying to play his big harp-bow thingie
And even he's just trying not to hear her bad singing (it sucks, it sucks, it sucks)
(It sucks, it sucks)

I just want a good strong Servant
Who just wins all the fights
Without having to rely on me
Too bad I can't get Gilgamesh (Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh baby)

And just why haven't the cool Servants shown up at all like
King Hassan or Jack the Ripper
'Cause Li Shuwen's the only Assassin

Despadoru
I know that you think that you are the best singer to ever exist
But it's not a single bit true "Your people lied!"
Because even Eli is cuter than you will ever be

Why won't she just shut up? I shouldn't have chosen her
Why didn't I just go with Caster or that Archer?
What a troublesome blonde Red Saber
I just wish I chose Caster as my Servant (I won't make that mistake again, baby)

Why won't she just shut up? I shouldn't have chosen her
Why didn't I just go with Caster or that Archer?
Tamamo or the white-haired guy
But I made my choice and I accept it (Umu!)
Despadoru

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