I’m a little bitch and I make lots of money
I don't care about witty, my jokes are seldom funny
I wear lots of clothes and yet not proper make-up
I heard that when people hear me sing, they just want to throw-up!!!

I could take my clothes off and I would be blameless
'Cause everyone knows that my body is hideous!!!

[Pre-chorus:]
I'll go to the pub and yeah, I’m a boozer
I'm all messed up, yeah definitely a loser!!!

[Chorus:]
My appearance is ugly, so what's my appeal?
I just know “disgusted” is how most people feel
And what do they want from me? It’s not really clear…
But I get this strange feeling that they want me to just disappear!!!

Life's about real stars and less about wannabes
It's all about talent and that’s why they hate me
But it doesn't matter cause I'm so pathetic
And what’s worse is my music’s so awfully generic!!!

And I am a patron of alcohol consumption
And it's all my fault that I can barely function

I'll go to the pub and yeah, I’m a boozer
I'm all messed up, yeah definitely a loser!!!

My appearance is ugly, so what's my appeal?
I just know “disgusted” is how most people feel
And what do they want from me? It’s not really clear…
But I get this strange feeling that they want me to just disappear!!!

Forget about fame and forget adoration
'Cause I'm killing myself with self-annihilation
Now I'm not that great, but I'm not that bad either
I’m just so dull and my singing is just mediocre!!!

My appearance is ugly, so what's my appeal?
I just know “disgusted” is how most people feel
And what do they want from me? It’s not really clear…
But I get this strange feeling that they want me to just disappear!!!