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Song Parodies -> "New City Toad"

Original Song Title:

"Old Town Road"

Original Performer:

Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"New City Toad"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

I'm back, y'all!
I'm gonna go to the store and buy a toad
I'm gonna love it, till my dog gets jealous
You see, my dog Bark doesn't like toads
At least, I assume that he won't

The store kept amphibians in the back
So girls wouldn't have panic attacks
If they are scared of slimy little Jacks
Riding in a Porsche
My step dad's Porsche
I've been in it for what seems like hours now
Wait no, I'm at the store
I forgot where I were
You can't tell me something
If it will make me bumming

So I bought the road
And I took it home
Put it in a box
And told it 'bout my life

We watched some movies
Feelin' really groovy
Clown nose from my uncle Rudy
Seeing Stanley Tucci

Can't feed my new toad burgers
They're too big for him
Can't feed my new toad hotdogs
They're too big for him

I decided on a name for my toad
It will be Reginald
I missed writing song parodies
I wrote till I couldn't no more

Put the lid down, on my toad's cage, so he couldn't escape
I wanna keep him for a real long time
He's gotta have a rock to jump around on
Eating flies and hopping up and down

So much stress due to life
Hopefully this toad will brighten it
Wish I could talk to this new city toad
I wanna talk, till I can't no more

Yeah, I'm gonna love this new city toad
I'm gonna eat burgers, till we're all out
Yeah, I'm gonna love this new city toad
I'm gonna fry food till I can't no more

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Total Votes: 10

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