-> "Hotel Room ("Old Town Road" Parody [Pimp's Version])"
Original Song Title:
"Old Town Road (Remix)"
Original Performer:
Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus
Parody Song Title:
"Hotel Room ("Old Town Road" Parody [Pimp's Version])"
Parody Written by:
XERQ GRANITE
The Lyrics
Yeah, I'm gonna take my whores to the Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more,
I'm gonna take my whores to the Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more,
I got the hookers in the back,
They're all smokin' crack,
Their face I'm gonna slap
If they keep on talkin' smack,
Ridin' on that dick,
That pussy gon' get licked,
Ya better wrap your willy
Or ya might get yourself sick,
Can't nobody sell me nothin',
You can't sell me nothin',
Can't nobody sell me nothin',
You can't sell me nothin',
Ridin' goin' faster,
All up in her bladder,
She look like my baby,
Maybe a little fatter,
My life is so groovy,
Bitches with big boobies,
Shootin' porno movies,
They take it in the booty,
Can't nobody sell me nothin',
You can't sell me nothin',
Can't nobody sell me nothin',
You can't sell me nothin',
Yeah, I'm gonna take my whores to the Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more,
I'm gonna take my whores to the Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more,
Pants down, humpin', livin' like a porn star,
Grindin', pumpin', take it on the floor hard,
Drivin' 'round with people fuckin' in my new escort car,
If the police follow us we're never gonna get far,
Comb my hair and say "Screw all that",
I'm like Hugh Hefner, got my chicks on track,
We gon' go on down to that Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more,
Yeah, I'm gonna take my whores to the Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more,
I'm gonna take my whores to the Hotel Room,
They gonna ride 'til they can't no more!
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