Plumber!
Rooter!
No, no!

You know I'm a temp-er-ate guy
And few things get under my skin
I let my annoyances slide
And my temper never runs thin
But I moved to a new house
And my li-ife is a hell
I hate the circumstances now
Nothing here is going well

You know I thought I'd be happy (poor poor me)
My ho-ouse seemed fancy (worth money)
Not leaving for anything (said old me)
I just want to relax and (watch TV)
Then faucets kept dripping (drippin' daily)
When I walk into a room I (hear ticking)
The plumbing is shoddy (all these leaks)
And I don't understand it (woe to me)
Oh, no

You know I'm not getting an ounce of sleep
With these dripping faucet leaks
There's a lot of spigots in my house
And they're all my enemy
I'm gonna call up a plumber
And see what help he'll be
I'm hoping he can take my problems down
All these dripping faucet leaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Dripping down,
Quality of life's gone down)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Dripping down,
Look at this problem I've found!)

Well then the plumber came with his tools
And experienced was he
He charged a fair amount of money
Things now seemed hunky-dory
Yeah, he opened up the pipes
In his quest to source the leak
But the shower and hose burst
Why do these things happen to me?

You know I thought I'd be happy (so naive)
That plumber was trashy (waste money)
Nothing's changed with regards to (stupid leaks)
Wanted to relax and (watch TV)
Now everything's dripping (drippin' daily)
When I walk into a room I (hear ticking)
Plumbing's still shoddy (all these leaks)
I just want to move out now (so angry)
Oh, no

You know I'm not getting an ounce of sleep
With these dripping faucet leaks
For there's a lot of piping in my house
And it's all my enemy
I'm gonna try DIY work
And see if that helps me
I'm hoping I can take my problems down
All these dripping faucet leaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Dripping down,
Quality of life's gone down)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Dripping down,
Look at this problem I've found!)

Imma get to work on the system
Plumbing guys, I don't really need them
5 mins in, got my tools close
I go to the nozzle, shutting down flow
I take apart the sink valve, seems fine
Try to screw apart underground line
Soon I'm getting wetter and wetter
I really should have planned this better

You know I'm not getting an ounce of sleep
With these dripping faucet leaks
For there's a lot of piping in my house
And it's all my enemy
I'm gonna look for a new house
Plumbing won't screw with me
I'm really fed up with these incidents
All these dripping faucet leaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All these dripping faucet leaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
Wanted nothing like
Dripping faucet leaks (dripping down)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm moving out
Cause of dripping faucet leaks (dripping down)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm just done now,
With dripping faucet leaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah