-> "Stalker Satellite"
Original Song Title:
"Satellite"
Parody Song Title:
"Stalker Satellite"
The Lyrics
I went everywhere for you
I even washed my hair for you
I stole your underwear, they’re blue
And I wore ‘em just the other day
Love, you know I’ll fight for you
Every night I wait for you
I even wrote this song for you
When you say "Go!",I stay
Love, oh, love, I gotta tell you how I feel about you
‘Cause I, oh, I can’t go a minute without your love
Like a satellite, I’m in an orbit all the way around you
And I'll follow you wherever you go
Can't survive without your love
Love, I got it bad for you
I tattooed the name of you
On a secret place,for you
Yeah,it's my va-jay-jay
Love, my aim is straight and true
I built a secret shrine of you
I even clipped my toe nails for you
I watch you sleep is that O.K.?
Love, oh, love,I breath the air around you
‘Cause I, oh, I can’t go a minute without your love
Like a satellite I'll go anywhere you go
Wether it's Iraq or the North Pole
Can’t go a minute without your love
Oh, love, I gotta tell you how I feel about you
Cuz I,oh,I am really addicted to you
Where you go, I’ll follow
I see you yesterday,today and tomorrow
I’ll follow in your way,
I'm a tigress,you're my prey
Resistance is futile,O.K.?
Can't run away,there's no escape
I took a tip of hair from you
And your CDs by Motley Crue
Now,why do you wanna sue?
It's love,can't you understand?
Love, oh, love, I'm going really crazy about you
‘Cause I, oh, I can’t go a minute without your love
Like a satellite I follow into your footsteps
And watch when you go to the water closet
Can’t go a minute without your love
Love, oh, love, I'm so nuts because of you
‘Cause I, oh, I gotta have some of your love
Love, love, love, love, love
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