-> "Death's Coming After Me"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Serendipity"
Parody Song Title:
"Death's Coming After Me"
The Lyrics
Final Destination
Don't get in that car
You have to hear what I have seen
You won't get too far
You'll be impaled by a beam
I know that you're next
but if it skips you next is me
Oh-wait go ahead
but watch out for buses please
It may get this time
I saw an airplane in my dreams
I screamed my oh my
and jumped right outta that seat
but now I always stress
My death will sure be met
Somethings watching over me
It's death and its after me
Grim Reaper's hot for me
Fast food hits the spot
Until you hear a horn beep
Because your head now leaves spots
All over all of the seats
Car wash takes to long
So death opens windows
This is out of control
Why won't death just let me go
On the highway one time
I held up traffic behind me
I saw some logs hit the street
Passed a second test
Cause I made the safest bet
Why does death keep warning me
If it wants me dead asleep
Tanning coffins reek
Buddha smashes minds
And sometimes weights kinda freak
Subways of the tracks
Plus a whole lot of car wrecks
This may be the end you'll see
Cause death is surely after me
Grim Reaper's come for me
Yeah death is surely after me
Duck dude scrap may just behead you
Both ways E.M.T.'s just may Explode you
Don't swim Your final destination
You'll see what death has in store for you
I always know who is next to fall
watch out for the signs
Cause damn them signs tell it all
At the fair last night
I got out of my coaster's seat
In the nic of time
And the death of those kids was bleak
Such a gruesome death
but just watch what happens next
Nail gun will split her cheeks!!!
And this other time
At a Nascar race last week
Saw it in my mind
A tire landed on me
You bet that I jet
You bet I know what's next
A racist will be burnt you'll see
but soon death is after me
Death's coming after me
Death's coming after me
Bridge breaks, death will come back for you
Movies check for construction near you
Subway A Final Destination
Death, Death
Death, Death
Death's surely after me
Death, Death
Death, Death
Death's surely after me
Yes I know
Death's coming after me
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