Buy that shirt before it goes
End-of-sale madness
Does it fit? That I don’t know
But I like it the best

I took myself shopping tonight
Retail therapy in the bright moonlight
Took a mental day; I needed it bad
The boss man is making me mad

Oh, my God, I hear his voice a-buzz
“Hey Rebekah, when will you have this project done?”
I turn my phone off; I’ve walked into a store
Boss’s voice is on Ignore

(1, 2, 3, 4)

Buy these jeans before they go
End-of-sale madness
In the crotch I see a hole
But I like them the best

I’ve got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
En-en-end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Oh, oh, oh

I’m starting to get hungry now
Got a chicken sandwich, now time to chow down
Also got myself a large side of French fries
And now nothing fits; I am ready to cry!

Oh, my God, I can’t get this dress on
Can’t get it off either; I feel like a moron
Salesgirl, nothing fits; is there a bigger size
I should not have had those fries

(1, 2, 3, 4)

Buy this purse before it’s gone
End-of-sale madness
The color’s a pretty fawn
And it bears a nice crest

I’ve got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
En-en-end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Oh, oh, oh

I think I’ll break my fifty
Inside my wallet waiting to be broken
Cashier took it, how nifty!
Once I spend my cash I’ll use my card (card, card)

I’ve got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
En-en-end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Oh, oh, oh

Buy these shoes; they’re in my size
End-of-sale madness
I feel like I’ve won first prize
‘Cause they’ve fit me the best

I’ve got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
En-en-end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Got that end-of-sale, end-of-sale madness
Oh, oh, oh