In the land of chooks and dingos
back in the eighties
Was the cul de sac of pure evil,
Grundy aired, gardens all amazing and weeded
Pool partys were always in season
I know what dorothy burke needs
brad mike, scott, give it to me daphne
Harolds tuba is loud play it softly
Me and Mangle we don't get along, so now I sing.
No one's gonna take bouncer away,
Living like Jim Robinson
what spunk is down in ramsey street today
lasseters motel, keeps ringing
paul damm robinson, runs this hotel like a commandant
ignorant boss.
you ignorant boss.

In the land of poms and bonzers
I can smell burning charlenes caravans charred
henry locked out naked almost got to see his humdinger,
annalise you old tart
caroline and christina alessi
took turns with paul going steady
out to sea harolds gone into the ocean
hes back 5 years later on as a postman
kitchens full of oranges today,
dropped by Jim Robinson
im sure that beths is in home and away
half the cast made a career singing
shut up melanie, with your stupid seal laugh honk honk
another fish tossed
another fish tossed
When i talk im like a soap that was hot in the 80's
karls got a bad heart.
Laurens gone and fallen pregnant, contraception got lazy
cody has a green card
no phoebe clive or bromwyn there today,
law and order has Jim Robinson
the cast we knew have all gone there own ways
jason donovan wont stop singing
shane des helen lucy elileen phillip jane kerry and todd
pet shop boys lost
ramsey street crossed